Eric Cuntman
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I guess that frank suggesting to @Iam Ape that he hide a piece of fish batter in his pocket and pummel it up his wife's arse wasn't in contravention of rule 12.
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Nothing was clearly implied, merely that you had possibly been removed from school premises by the police. No reason specified and none of the site rules breached.
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Oh, you were just setting a trap. That's what MC always says. Thick cunt.
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@Mrs Roops what breaks the rules? No names, no family members mentioned, no sexual reference whatsoever to anyone or anything. Or are you now handing out warnings based on your interpretation of posts?
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The post contained no sexual reference. Justify your actions with something other than the fact that you're besotted with frank.
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Was it 2 for 1 at the gay bar tonight?
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You're absolutely fucking shitfaced.
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It actually goes like this... You look through the dustbins for something to eat you find a dead cat and you think it's a treat in your northern slums.
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It was a piece of electrical insulation tape with grit on the sticky side to make it abrasive.. ..in a world where sandpaper and emery cloth exist, this cunt hasn't proven himself too bright in several areas.
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Excellent stuff Quaffle. The only way this could have been any better is if you'd ended With the family being stabbed and kicked in the sea.
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5 reds@ 1 point + 5 blacks@ 7 points = 42. Lol Plank.
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The black player is Rory McLeod. Who is a Muslim and attracts criticism because he refuses to shake hands with female referees.
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That hasn't been effective for ages. Much like yourself.
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The latter.
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Rattled.
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Oh you did? Funny, when you originally told the story, it was your old dad who hit 39 against Fagan, now you have too. I think you may be talking absolute shit.
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Your experience of snooker is limited to enduring repeated anecdotes along the lines of; "I once got a 39 break against Patsy Fagan"
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Guilty as a puppy sitting next to a pile of poop.
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Was the dead Macedonian in a threesome with frank and the Vietnamese teenager then?
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Because Jazz will get himself another ban by creating another canine/Vangelis masterpiece, destroying frank in the process. The mad cunt may have got cooler time, but in most people's eyes he still records the victory.
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No sexual connotation implied. He could have been robbing the school. fuck off
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Probably several, quite recently, by the police. Lol
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You've noticed that too.
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You ok babes? 🌈
