Eric Cuntman

Is this the haul of a vagrant, fresh from a foraging sortie in the bins of some awful kebab shop? You're supposed to goad them into fighting for a bottle of Buckfast and video it, not post pictures of their dinner.

It'll be ok Neil. Just take a few deep breaths... then wank.... ..and relax.

I read somewhere that 'Ping and Pong' were also possibilities. The Top Gear destroying cunt should be disappeared simply for existing, but this adds weight to all arguments supporting his demise. You would have thought the celebrity breeders would have learned from the Geldof's, all those kids were given fucking stupid names and now the resultant spastics are falling over each other to fatally overdose.

Some of them had brown vinyl rooves. Yuk.

Vinyl roof?

It's a pity the really fit ones turn out to be psychopaths. They should be partially lobotomised and turned into 'Cherry 2000' style fuck-puppets.

And his arse is full of African tadpoles.

Whenever's convenient. Not doing much Sunday.

Yeah, why not. I love his films, much better than that Harold Lloyd cunt.

I'll give you a lift. Let me know what time you want picking up.

Did she have ridiculously hairy armpits, like that 99 red balloons cunt?

What he said.

It's a pity you lot didn't have that same attitude regarding your country in 1940. lol.

Has anyone got an actual picture of Mike Ds walnut head?

Google wanker.

And he got a walnut head. you filthy horse eating cunt.

I'd do it.

I'd do that. So would Neil.

Fuck! 'A leading Nazi, who escaped but never made it to South America' It's him. It's the ratfuhrer.

Ratty. Whenever I try and picture what you look like, I always end up up with an image of John Blashford Snell. Or Don Estelle.

Leave my fuckin Dad alone.

Gassed by an inbred farmhand. a noble and befitting conclusion.

Tut tut. Trying to get Eavens to spectacularly get himself coolered again. Bad Gyppo.

King? Jonathon King.

Sharon Maughan, you just would have.