Eric Cuntman

Where would you find a priest hole? halfway down the back of an altar boy.

This is a sly dig at Withers isn't it.

An educated guess based on the premise that prestigious golf clubs don't allow smelly girls to join, just poofters.

Punkape just spunked in his plus fours

Virgin.

Fucking whiny bitches, moaning and complaining because they have to shove cotton wool in their cunts a couple of days a month. They act like it's some dreadful fucking hardship. They should try having to scrape stubble off their chins every fucking day. Easy life wankers.

No I didn't. I thought he only went to the Blue Oyster.

Is a 'diety' something to do with nutrition? learn to fucking spell!

No worries. I hit that shit on behalf of both of us.

TIMMY!!!

Baby steps.

Welcome, Letgodsortemout. not wishing to be picky, but would you mind leaving a space after commas? Its just that @Cuntybaws is prone to psychotic episodes when he sees things like that. Ta very much.

An inquisition.... ...nobody will be expecting that.

Easy Buggles. It's Norfolk. They didn't get the Edison Phonograph until 1998. And possession of a CD Walkman is an offence under the diocese witchcraft act.

Agreed, Stubby blew frank clean out of the water with that one. I'm going to have to give him a like for it. No offence.

2 tonnes? I assume you've been looking at the Skoda Fabia through Range Rover tinted spectacles.

That's quite enough of your fancy, bourgeois Welsh ways.

Good old NAAFI. No Ambition And Fuck-all Interest

Reece, Alfie, Charlie, CALLUM!!

I still have a ferguson black and white portable, mains power or you can stick 8 D cell batteries in it, complete with built in coat hanger wire aerial. It's in the loft. Can you still watch a telly with an analogue metal antenna???

Never mind quality, he needs a woman with a certain, moral destitution. we could get him a right dirty slag in Ilford for the price of a bag of chips and a litre of Lambrini.

I bet he's hanging around that shop, waiting to bump into that woman. Even though, comparing her to the woman he really wants is like comparing Rol....

Otto Skorzeny was a fucking legend though.

If you burn them at the stake, you end up with smoked kippahs.

Diana Muldaur, long history with the enterprise, featured in a couple of episodes of the original 60s series.