Eric Cuntman
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I’ve been peering through your windows and watching you masturbate.
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Not after you’ve just mocked his spelling. Ffs.
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They’re probably related. I never met a Feargal that didn’t claim every other Feargal within a 200 mile radius was his ‘cousin’.
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And it’s only Monday.
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That it was Lenny Henry.
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I know you thick cunt.
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I’ve still got a black leather Harrington from ‘Clockhouse At C&A’.
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I like your Nelson Mandela avatar.
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I logged out for a week. Sorry.
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I miss Noakes’ Curry Night.
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K-Mart sucks.
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Lonsdale Camden. I’ve got them. And the slip-on ‘Benn’ ones.
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Do you have any normal clothes? Ones with ‘YKK’ written on the zip?
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I didn’t think anyone had noticed.
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Is that what happens when the A-Team get blown up? -
Why are your eyes silver? You look like a gay version of Yul Brynner’s gunslinger from Westworld.
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That’s worrying. I probably smoke too much ganja, and I have never stabbed anybody. But have technically been stabbed twice myself. I’m doing it all wrong.
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We grant citizenship to these murderous fucking pigs. We bend over backwards to accommodate their beliefs and disgusting medieval practices… yet serving members of the Gurkha regiment who fight and die for this country, aren’t allowed to live in it. That pretty much sums up where we’re at.
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Did Mitch force you to wear Clark’s corrective shoes and Mr Byrite easy-care trousers as a child? This must stem from somewhere.
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You’ve fucked this right up.
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Did you see Sadiq Kahn jigging around high-fiving the deviants at London pride week? I bet the Iman ordered him to rape and beat a white girl to death as penance.
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The mysterious disappearance of Kate Middleton
Eric Cuntman replied to Last Cunt Standing's topic in The Corner
To escape from the chicken fucker. -
The mysterious disappearance of Kate Middleton
Eric Cuntman replied to Last Cunt Standing's topic in The Corner
They’re the kind of shoes I would have chosen if I’d been feeling left out of the bullying at school. -
‘Legs Akimbo Children’s Theatre Company’
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I don’t really fancy it with those strips of sellotape holding the letters in place.
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