Eric Cuntman

It's a fuckin bastard isn't it? and the bird who sings it, is easily the most fuckable female on the planet.

Fuck that little mouse, coz I'm an albatrouse.

This is why I can't give up on you. Excellent. Out of likes.

"Who's gonna be sucking back the Whoppers at Burger King?.. Me, losers!"

Married With Children is on my all time list of comic genius. A Peggy and Kelly threesome would still appeal. Scared kid in the woods; "I want my mommy!" Al Bundy; "Yeah? So does your dad's brother"

Air rifles separate the little men from the little faggots. If you give a 10 year old a gun, and he doesn't immediately become obsessed with it, he's a queer and needs to be put down post-haste.

Fuck off.

Oh wow! He sounds, like, really amazing and down to earth and stuff!

Don't throw away your heart Ed. She may be alluring, but under the surface, as cold as ice. We're all just playthings to her, toys to be picked up and discarded at will.

You never lost it. Alongside Ratty, you're one of CCs premier nutjobs.

You massive fucking cunt! I was just about to say that the only computer scarier than 'HAL' was 'Mother' from the Nostromo, and you fucking blew me out of the water. I don't know if it's possible to love and hate something at the same time, but that definitely applies to your last post.

"Without your space helmet, Dave? You're going to find that rather difficult."

I thought the slug balancer was good.

I was only in it for the violence. I think that's why Jewdy hates me. He's a purist.

Have you gone fuckin mental, you preposterous tart!

He's dead. He suffocated on an NFL pom-pom.

Nice pussy. But an S&W model ten is a bit fucking gay for a frickin' evil genius. Luger fits the image.

I was going to say that. But I decided to leave it until tomorrow.

That must've been the week that Norwich Cathedral's roof mysteriously sprang a leak.

Even that advert won't satisfy the PC lunatic element. That woman should not be using a mop! She should be sat, relaxed and flirting with an African American man, whilst her cuckold faggot husband mops, cooks and changes nappies.

I only went to Carrow Road once to see Charlton v Norwich. End of 1987 in the old first division. I was right down the front, half an hour before kick-off, and Ken Brown was stretching his legs and walking round the perimeter with some other cunt. Some cunt behind me threw a plastic lighter at him. The only thing I remember about the game was our captain, Mark Aizlewood, getting sent off for headbutting the referee. An accident, he slipped on mud as he was running toward the ref to dispute a decision.

I think they conceded 96 own goals against Nottingham Forest in 1989.

Kubrick fan too. Depth man.

I know this story is true because I remember you saying the exact same thing a couple of years ago. Clowns don't register as real people with me. So I don't feel guilty about hurting them. Hope that helps.

Were you the bass player from 'Creme Brûlée'?