Eric Cuntman
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That was a bit below the non-existent black belt.
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Guitar lessons going well?
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Pervert.
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Uhahahahahahaha. *sniggers
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Helping with the garden.. That's what Ratty always says. Been there, done that, bought the tube of Anusol. You can't trick me.
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Answer the fucking question as to why Monumentalist needs to drop bricktop. Stop being all cryptic. Geordies can't do cryptic.
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Why? It suits him.
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If it's a Raleigh Super-Burner, I don't care what you shove up there. It'll be worth the sore arse just to see the look on the other kids faces!
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Very well put. I'm starting to like you again. Especially now that you've been revealed as my biological father. Can I have a BMX?
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Stop giving me the 'orn. You mentioned M134s earlier. And that started me thinking about 20mm Vulcan Rotary Cannons.
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I think he meant 'today'. He loses concentration sometimes when he's talking to his hammers and trying to type at the same time.
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Reported for calling Wiz a 'toady'
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I like to bungee strap them upright in chairs and have a little tea party.
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Qualitah.
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Double secret probation.
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Oh yeah. I can see it's Heinrich now.. there's no flies on that Jewdy.
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In a perfect world, it would be a target marker for a Reaper Drone.
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If it was a girl, they would be raising it openly as a girl. With encouragement to become lesbian. It almost always seems to be boys that are psychologically abused in this way. Almost as if these modern liberal types are trying to eliminate heterosexual males from the species..
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Dad?
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Or space-raiders. Or cheesy footballs. are you old enough to remember when B&H were £1.20 for twenty, and pikey Red Band were only 99p?
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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang-rape.
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What's really sick is, that if this kid gets to the age of 12 or so, and turns round and says; "I don't want to wear make up, and I don't want hair straighteners for Christmas, I want a football, an air rifle and I want to fiddle with tits and fannies.." ...The parents are going to have them put into therapy, because it didn't turn out to be the little gay fashion accessory that all 'Malcolm & Cressida' cunts want as offspring.
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This is nothing. See how he reacts when he finds out which ID I'm using on 'Is_acunt'.
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Loperamide. We'd all be in the shit without that.
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Eh?
