Eric Cuntman

Who cares.

What's on your mind, frank?

There's a very strong possibility that your name will shortly be added to the sex offenders register. unjustifiably, of course.

Temeura Morrison is a very underused actor. He got a few lines to mumble in a star wars film and got to look at Pamela Anderson in 'Barb Wire'.

He doesn't even know which thread he's commenting on. I thought Albert was a fucking Crackerjack, but Kunte is in a different league.

Just fuck off.

Tits?

Have you seen the Diet-Coke advert? I kid you not, this is what the cunt says; "I like Diet Coke.. .. It's super good.. ..yeah, I'm really into this!" this is how they want the male population to be, timid little eunuchs who wouldn't say boo to a goose. They don't want men to be men, because men get angry about shit and do something about it. And they don't want that.

This is another thing that only seems to affect 'millennials'. Every cunt under the age of 30 has to have some condition that makes them 'special', usually manifesting itself as being flaky and fragile. They suffer from anxiety if they hear loud noises or someone looks at them in the street, they trawl the internet, looking for OCD symptoms so they can adopt them as their own. They see racism and homophobia everywhere, even though they've never experienced real life outside of a PlayStation game. The girls are all 'fluffy teddy' airheads, the boys are all weedy and effeminate. If one of the cunts visits your house, they can't just be normal and have a cup of tea or coffee, oh no, they have to have 'special choc choc' with sprinkles. The only explanation for this new breed of delicate little spastics, is that the government have been putting shit in the water since the 80s, to reduce testosterone levels and turn the population into frightened, malleable little snowflake cunts.

Happy fucking Christmas!

..Imagine the size of his balls, imagine getting into a fight with the fucker..

I predict that Kunte's LTPR is unlikely to exceed its current 9%. Pardon me... 7.9%

Jake the Muss! Avatar of the century Fends. 'Once Were Warriors' is an all time favourite of mine and the destruction of the big cunt by the jukebox and Uncle Bully, some of the best fight scenes ever. I thought I was the only cunt who'd ever seen it.

All crisps are a bit foppish. Real men opt for salt n vinegar chip sticks, or pickled onion monster munch.

Welease Woderwick!

Shut up. You're me. Stop contradicting us.

You play with willie a bit too, don't you.

Killer, I'm going to be too busy for a while running the Bishop of phlegm account to win the 5 grand from Decs. Would you mind taking over the Frank account? Log-in details are; Username) Frank Password) Finishedonhere

Typo?

Fuck off.

Mincing will soon be introduced to the Olympic schedule.

After a bit more thought, I'm wondering if they'll give it to Raheem Stir-shit, to shut the whiny little spud-shouldered cunt the fuck up. He may not have done a single noteworthy thing in 3 years, but has remained consistent in being a national embarrassment, by running like a palsied, 12 year old poof, and making sure the ball never gets lost in that rectangular, netty thing at the other end of the pitch.

The thing that annoyed me with him, was his announcement that he was going to be 'a rapper', along with every other cunt who has been touched by the tip of a tar-brush. If these deluded fucking wankers want to embrace their black heritage and culture, they should fuck off to Africa and catch AIDS from a baboon, or fucking starve to death.

Thanks hun. x

This has doubtless been done before, but it's still worth another kicking. I'ts a week away and the speculation mounts. I heard yesterday that there are rumours that Ronnie O'Sullivan may be in the running, or that the now retired Phil Taylor could be recognised retrospectively for winning 16 world titles. However, a far more likely scenario is that it will be won by a black, lesbian wimmin's footballer, who will take the opportunity during her acceptance speech to point out that 'it's about time the LGBT community and people of colour are more recognised and represented, blah blah... Or perhaps a swimmer with no arms and legs who managed to float the length of a pool faster than all the other Billy the Fish raspberries. But my money's on them going traditional, and rewarding the athletic prowess of the 'British Muslim' who has successfully raped the most kids this year.