Wolfie
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Accepted gratuitously. Besides, I've wasted enough time beating you up.
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Albert: can you do me a favour and annoy Fucknugget into a permanent departure? When you've done that, can you please retire yourself. Thanks.
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Many eons ago, when I was young and reckless with more money to spend, I bought a second-hand Elise. It was more trouble than it was fun. Every time I drove it, a new problem arose. Admittedly I thrashed the pants off it – but that's precisely what it was designed for. I sold the cunt after just 3-4 months, and I cried tears of happiness the day I watched its new owner disappear from the end of my road. The quality of newer Lotuses has undoubtedly improved, but I swore I'd never buy another, which is just as well because I can't afford one.
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What could be more 'normal' than walking around in Arctic conditions for several hours, repeatedly hitting a little white ball into a hole in the ground? I trust your top-of-the-range Range Rover's heated seats did their job – not that your backside would've been cold with Adebamgbe on caddy duty.
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Ah, I predicted you'd try and get the last word, and you didn't disappoint. I suspect you'll do the same again. Have you a reputation among your large circle of friends as being so much fun?
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Then stop behaving like an angry little queen. Ner-ner-ner-ner-ner... you're it!
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Phil 's always been a right tit.
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The girl is just another child pretending to be an adult.
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I took the piss, very mildly, out of you the other day. It's a shame you didn't research the site first, as you would have seen this behaviour isn't uncommon. Unfortunately, for you and the image you're creating for yourself as a newbie, I misjudged your interpretation of it. Today, I did the same thing – to which I expected a little more acuity with your response. Clearly, you are easily offended and incapable of any measure of self-deprecation, resorting hostilely to any criticism you receive. In the first instance, I'd request you grow up – and grow some thick skin. On the other hand, if I can accept you're an angry teenager who, when not masturbating violently, throws her toys our of the pram each time she's criticised, I think we'll get along just fine.
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With the recent enrolment of Albert and Fucknugget, I think we've had enough cocks for the time being.
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I paid mine £20.
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Is there any need for him to paint a giant cock on his car?
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Congratulations, you self-obsessed shitwhistle.
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Not at all. Since Nobby's absence, along with the growing suspicion Pen is a transvestite, I'm only interested to see a new female face on the scene.
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Strange, therefore, you contributed to the DMSO thread quite a bit.
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I note you were on DSMO, though only for a short while before its closure. How do you think I might have gotten on there?
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My 'projectionism' unto you has clearly rattled you, fucknugget. It wasn't my intention to make you so angry.
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Not as much as Cuntitudical fucknugget wishes he could multi-quote.
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You've already mastered the smiling emoji, which puts the fear of God into your adversaries. It might prove handy if you're still here in a few weeks. Even you can do it.
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The multi-quote facility is there for a reason. Would you like me to show you how to use it?
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you.
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Indeed. You've fulfilled the creative part of your self-appraisal with 'projectionism' – but where's the 'humour'?
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When she matures and grows up, do you think she'll post a photo of herself on the internet, with a tampon hanging out of her minge?
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Perhaps she's putting on a facade. Even at her age, she could be a master of 'projectionism'.
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In your case an old harridan whose arsehole resembles a broken meringue, having been bummed more times than Freddie Mercury in the Admiral Duncan bogs.
