Wolfie

http://listverse.com/2011/01/31/top-10-things-the-nazis-got-right/

If our police shoot someone it becomes a fucking furore – but only because the media makes it headline news. Most British people couldn't give a fuck and are happy to see one less violent criminal on the streets.

Sure. You're therefore undoubtedly aware Churchill sent 250,000 Anzac/British troops to their deaths in the WW1 Gallipoli Campaign, which his peers advised him as being completely unwinnable. Yet, his arrogance knew best – at the expense of unfathomable heartache.

Haha, very true. If the Jerries had won the war I wouldn't be knocking back a cognac with my steak sandwich, and watching a lederhosen-clad fraulein get nailed by some Nigerian.

Sadly, history is both written and passed to others from the winning side. It pains me when I see footage of Churchill cunting it up with Stalin in 1945.

Likewise. I admire a man who concedes their cuntishness, so kudos to you. No grudges held.

I'm watching the vigil following this 'alleged' drug dealer's death. As with Mark Duggan some years ago, experienced police officers do not randomly close roads and go about shooting people – not without reason. Period.

His corpse was still able to operate the vehicle at 70mph, such was the high intake of amphetamine and cocaine prior to death.

It's no surprise it hails from France. The cunts are masters at running backwards.

Generations born decades after the atrocities took place are still being made to feel guilty. Western media, much of which is borne from Jewish influence, hasn't allowed anyone to forget. The British don't exactly have the best human rights record in history, either, yet it seems OK for us to be proud of our empirical achievements, chief of which includes killing millions of innocents – as did Germany in the 1930s-40s.

I hope you checked with Jacko first, to make sure it was OK to post music you like on my thread.

Ah, thanks for 'BEING NICE', Jacksie. I must admit your magnanimous tone does seem a little forced for someone who's obviously an incredibly rude cunt, though I nevertheless acknowledge your idiocy and inability to 'catch some brainless little fishes'.

Roadkill did actually mean the 'VC', but in this case it's an acronym for 'Very Cuntish', as it was he who threw the Down syndrome kid's lunchbox onto the Metro tracks.

OH shut up, rat face. Christ he winds me up. His huge salary and incestuous existence within his little BBC pocket means he's so far out of touch with the daily round he simply can't fathom how normal people think. Conceited tosspot.

Little did you know at the time he would grow up to become Benedict Cumberbatch.

You almost had me checking to see whether Diane Abbot has ever been awarded a knighthood.

You've lost me, and with the greatest respect, not for the first time.

This guy's got more talent in his little finger than The 'Fab' Four put together.

In truth, I think he's an excellent actor. But it's hard not to dislike a lame excuse for a philanthropist. As Eddie points out, he's lived in a privileged bubble all of his life, and for this reason hasn't experienced the hardships the vast, vast majority of others do. Yet he preaches about our alleged wrongdoings, seems to know how public funding ought to be spent, gives the impression of caring about the destruction of our planet – and then appears on a paid, post-race F1 presentation on live TV, and kisses Mercedes' arse in the process. The hypocrisy. His messiah complex reminds me of a young Irish cunt, now worth £35m approx., circa 1980s. And, if Martians with Jocelyn Wildenstein syndrome existed, they'd look like him.

Do you care for those stats, Decimus?

He's certainly made a hash of it.

Definitely. The comics thing also suggests he wore it everyday when he got his third-class degree in retro computer rewiring from some obscure university in north Wales.

I recall seeing your cutting. Is your surname Phillips?

He's obviously into classic comics. I bet he's got a plethora of flowery, charity shop shirts to accompany his greasy ponytail each time he visits his 'pals' at the local board game shop for a Dungeons & Dragons wank-off.

Judging by what I've seen posted, the archetypal minge-seepage coming from Jacko's cheap laptop speakers includes utter horse wank like Coldplay, The Eagles and Michael Buble's Greatest Hits. I'm glad the music threads offend him: it's a blessing in disguise for the rest of us.