Wolfie
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I think he made sarcasm illegal in North Korea after someone complimented him on his haircut, however.
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You consented, then?
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Testimonial from the front page of Angela's website: 'It takes a rare soul to moderate with such spontaneity, humour, wit, flair, empathy, sensitivity and intelligence...' So where's 'modesty' gotten to?
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Indeed. Isn't he looking well?
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I'll wager The Queen and her Greek husband outlive Gazza. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/weeping-paul-gascoigne-appears-gaunt-9532650
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I'm not surprised, seeing as it's near Liverpool.
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fucking shitfaced
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I'm going to wank myself into a coma, you thoroughly boring cunt.
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It's true. (Especially the ones with anchor tattoos on the arms and a loveheart with 'Wayne' on the neck. And skidmarked kegs.)
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Yep. Slags from council estates always give good blowjobs for cheap crack. You can wine and dine them at Pizza Hut, too, or if they're from Essex, Burger King. I only realised the one I was with just yesterday had an orgasm when she dropped her chips.
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Me too. I tend to prefer slags to slappers these days, but frankly I'm happy with either.
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Epic; the drummer doesn't look as though he's mullered several purple hearts.
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It's his self-effacing modesty that gets me. http://will.i.am/
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Thanks, gypsy. You're a good bloke.
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No, because it can be both. 'Semiliterate' is correct (not 'semi-illiterate'), without a hyphen, but it can be used with a hyphen as an adjective, as I originally intended, to form 'semi-illiterate'. Both have the same meaning.
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You do come across as being a horrendously boring, semi-illiterate, knuckle-dragging anus. I hope you don't have the opportunity to try and prove otherwise.
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She doesn't need beauty sleep.
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I know he's got a cult following, and I have tried to like him, but Tom Waites sounds like a drunken, homeless tramp undergoing a prostate examination.
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David Wallopsbums.
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He played his cunts right.
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Witheredscrote is quite correct. Forsyth has been dead for years, and the BBC's production team has done a great job by sticking some batteries up his arse and employing the world's leading puppeteer.
