Wolfie

Kate Snatch. Oh yes. I've always had a 'ting for redheads.

Fuck me, I'm not a Londoner!

Weed & claret. Terrible.

Bedankt. Is said bag an accompaniment to you jogging/marathon exploits? Oh Sandra! She IS Holland's finest. Did she at all insinuate she wanted to sit on my face?

Luvvin' it large, brud.

What a pile of effing shit.

Agreed, but they'd have a bloody hard time finding them.

Oh for fuck's sake. Someone shoot the silly bitch to give the rest of us a break.

At least the show's producers have abstained from pork.

Some lovely tunes here guys *eyes above posts*

Don't you mean strapon?

News of her forthcoming surgery/diet must have Colonel Sanders' ringpiece going.

Cha Ching!

I think the new fivers should be banned. Someone I know snorted a line of coke through one last weekend, and started mooing like a cow.

I thought you might take that slant.

Such racial discrimination is wong.

No, that was 6-2-1, done using just one hand.

There are exceptions. The perfect day out involves taking dogs to Holkham beach, where you can walk for miles without seeing another soul, and then stopping off at The Real Ale Shop for a keg, while knocking back a couple of pints of delicious ale in the sunshine. http://www.therealaleshop.co.uk/

They ought to extend the M25 into Norfolk, so that people can bypass the main circular route and get to their destinations more quickly.

Many of the UK's most popular dogging sites would also suffer.

I was looking at the same thing last night. It's very simple: many people in Britain are 1) white, and 2) British, much in the same way people in the UK are 1) black, and 2) British. It's a fact and to suggest this is racist is utterly absurd.

Savour the isolation before it gets a motorway, becomes urbanised, and the Indians and Chinese start to run the local economy.