Last Cunt Standing

I see. Podcasts. Right.

Don’t get me wrong Bill, much as I am quite happy to get on board with the idea the elites are taking the piss out of the majority of ordinary people, I find most of your Covid output to be beyond parody. But @Jake The Muss has made some very specific allegations here about Doctors being paid to forge death certificates, administer lethal vaccines, and put people on “killer meds and ventilators”. I’m merely asking to see his working is all. Given exporting doctors seems to be Britain’s’ only remaining growth industry, I’d think it both unwise and unpatriotic to start questioning their ethical standards.

Evidence please.

Erm…..right…..okay. You’re including Trump in this I guess?

“Swords! What do you think this is, the Middle Ages? Only girls fight with swords these days!”

How dare you. I think a duel is called for. Meet me outside the Crayfish and Olive in twenty minutes. Bring your own Howitzer.

The did alright last time they were here.

Costs extra.

On the other hand if you close your eyes the tinfoil will slip down and envelope your head. You have the feel of a man with too little sleep, Bill.

Reaganomics was 40 fucking years ago Bill. Your dogma of small government, deregulation and privatisation has broken your country. There’s shit in the sea, a train from London to Manchester can cost £240, your gas bill might bankrupt you, and you can’t see a doctor for weeks at a time. Meanwhile the Government watch their offshore accounts bulge, as they open another community food bank and lecture the poor on the dangers of wage inflation. It’s genuinely disgusting, and in any other Country you’d be in the streets. I’d say the lesson of the last few years is the updated slogan: “Hello, I’m from Private Industry, and I can solve your problem more efficiently, for a small fee”. Caveat emptor.

I see Ollie “Shagger” Robinson is continuing his charm offensive with the English fan base. What a prick. He shouldn’t tour for many reasons, not least his array of 65mph bouncers that Kohli would’ve smashed to the fucking Himalayas. Surely there are better pace bowling options - Luke Wood for one - in the pipeline than this Cunt?

Nice update on this story on the news this morning. Andy Street, “Mayor of the West Midlands” whatever that means says demolition was illegal and the pub will be rebuilt brick for brick, citing public outrage. Bravo. I’ll be in the queue for a pint when it opens.

The fucking Crab and Pumpkin? What kind of two-bit ponced-up Yates’ Wine Lodge type of place is that, Eric? I had you down as the surly guardian of a spit-and-sawdust type place with an axe in the dartboard where you can order all manner of stolen goods in the toilets. Where men with more eyes than teeth gather to down ten pints in their lunchbreak before they get back to bending girders with their bare hands. Where the bouncer is a fully tooled up gun nut. Now you’re telling me you frequent the sort of twatty venue where they have three types of Pinot and sell hand-cut parsnip crisps to people called Seb and Harriet. Needless to say I’m disappointed.

There are rumours the subsidence began shortly after his ex-wife turned up for the carvery.

Good customers for your knocking shop though, if the stats are to be believed. I suppose your distaste ends at their wallet.

You’ve got gold taps in your downstairs WC, haven’t you?

The Crooked House Pub in Himley has stood since the mid 18th Century. The Luftwaffe couldn’t flatten it. It has Listed status. Yet within months of it being bought by mysterious property developers, the place is gutted by mystery fire, and the bulldozers turn up amazingly quickly to level the site. Site access blocked to Fire vehicles to ensure a good inferno before the hoses arrive. Seems there are plans in the area for a large Caravan and leisure development. The property developer apparently registered at the same offices as the owner of a local quarry applying to convert their usage permissions. You can smell the corruption from here. Look for local councillors getting new extensions and conservatories, an epidemic of early retirement in the local planning department, and as ever typical inattention from Plod. Lots of backslapping at the Lodge and the 19th hole. Banana Republic without the Bananas, or the Republic. They’re laughing at you.

Some cerebral chewing gum for you next time you’re at the checkout. https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/rishi-sunak-takes-family-to-disneyland-restaurant-where-meals-can-set-you-back-12-000/ar-AA1eWZke They’re laughing at you.

Given his recent revelations on heritage, I hope the vinegar is Kosher or the Board of Deputies will be paying him a visit.

I’d have thought as vocal champion of the downtrodden and terror of the elite, you might have a problem with the maths of the entire project. Isn’t it currently running at about £3k per person per night? For that price you could stick them all in Claridges and still have change for a bunk up in a West End brothel. Still, as long as the electorate get the scent of blood in the nostrils, who’s counting, eh? Certainly not Sunak, last seen at Disneyland spending like a drunken sailor. What a bag of shite.

Nope. Nope. Here we agree. No corruption more brazen than the UK either. Dido Harding and Michelle Mone, to name but two, should be in jail. Yet the public don’t want to know and just keep on voting for their own slow extinction. Obscene.

Bit gay, tbh.

Perhaps @Cuntybaws can verify, but I hear it’s so desperate back in the UK that even the Scots are cheering for the England Ladies in the sure and certain promise that every Englishman will be driven mad by never hearing the end of it. Sixty years of hurt will seem like a fucking cakewalk. I’m backing the Swedes. Fucking gorgeous.

Nothing free in this world Bill. Ask an employee, if you can hear her through the ball-gag.

I’m not going there Bill, and you can’t really expect me to. WA had some of the highest vax uptake in the world, largely because if you wanted to eat, work, travel or leave the house you needed proof of vax. Result was tiny numbers of deaths and minimal disruption. No death wall here of 170k that’s for sure. But, you’re beyond convincing now so it’s a shrug of the shoulders from me.