Jump to content
CUNTS CORNER TWITTER ACCOUNT ID @CuntsCorner ×
Donations towards site upkeep will be thankfully received and faithfully applied....

Cunty BigBollox

Members
  • Posts

    4,587
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Cunty BigBollox

  1. Do you think it's anything to do with the Yanks fondness for Montgomery Burns of Springfield. there's a remarkable resemblance.
  2. It'll be the chattering of his Royal Doulton teeth because he can't afford to have the heating on if no ones pre-ordered a Christmas tree yet.
  3. Hard to believe that this senile old cunt might one day have one of his skeletal, arthritic digits hovering over a big red button!!
  4. Even with loads of dosh I still need to see value in things, it's the main difference between those that have earned wealth and those that have been gifted it.
  5. Of course you do. A career in politics awaits you.
  6. The leaderboard is just there to make the shallow, insecure people feel a little bit better about themselves. It's a load of fucking wank at the end of the day isn't it @Decimus?
  7. Not to eat. The sausages were stuffed up his arse while he gorged himself on the beans, after which he would go and fuck around with polystyrene cement and kids toys. A day in the life of a retard, eh!
  8. You can't beat Patti Austin for the voice of the 70's in my expert opinion.
  9. London's one big fucking circus, borderline freak show anyhow. I fucking hate the place.
  10. You're about 20 years to late with this nomination.
  11. I remember that. He was wheelie, wheelie angry, the daft (boring) cunt.
  12. With a 34" waist, I'm presuming you didn't teach the mouthy little negro a lesson in the compliance principles of George Floyd.
  13. Even Guest Posters have you sussed @Ape™️. By the way, with your desire for brown sauce I'm presuming you're either Northern, gay or both. And, 9 years later and your posts are still shit.
  14. I'm fortunately getting over my illness now and the worst of my current symptoms is having saliva that's the same consistency and partially congealed spunk, or so I imagine. @Decimus if you don't know what that feels like, ask @Ape™️
  15. Ordinarily I would Decs but I've had this bastard flu virus since the weekend. Now, and I'm only guessing here, but are you going to the theatre to see Hedwig and the Angry Inch, by any chance?
  16. even I would have done, just don't expect a Charlie Chaplin with an inferiority complex to pop out of the trout chute after 9 months
  17. ....after having his first escape attempt foiled when he strapped himself to the underside of a food delivery truck, only later realising that none of the wheels of said truck were in contact with the ground with him underneath it.
  18. Diesel shouldn't have anything to do with it because it has to be compressed to ignite. It is very difficult to set fire to it straight out of the tank.
  19. They call it 'thermal runaway' or the Pringles effect, once it pops, it won't stop.
  20. In current society you're more likely to see The Queer Bears movie.
  21. I've got 2, a round neck and a V neck one. I bet the Fwanker has got some, the man-about-town fashionista that he is.
  22. especially so, the cunts that call a bodywarmer a fucking gilet (Ji-Lay). I bet that dirty fucking inbred @Witheredscrote does this all the time.
×
×
  • Create New...