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Cunty BigBollox

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  1. Cunty BigBollox
    Did I hear correctly that this stupid slag has just signed up to be a volunteer litter picker in Durdle Door??
  2. Cunty BigBollox
    Yes, mine lets out some sort of muted windchime noise when it's on electric at slow speeds. I thinks it's a safety feature so your mutant neighbours don't walk behind it when you're trying to avoid them (or discourage them from nicking your wheels) by quickly reversing.
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    You might actually get lucky and find yourself a bird who doesn't mind fucking around with your plastic Tena pants to get to your filthy trouser maggot.
  4. Cunty BigBollox
    I think you've got the wrong end of the stick here. I didn't mean for you to burn to death, just burnt enough for you to look like 9 stone of partially melted Yankee candle being pushed around in a wheelchair for the rest of your life. Good luck with all your air source heat pump 'savings', they're the Soda-Streams of the modern age.
  5. Cunty BigBollox
    You won't need your heating on with the amount of amps you're pulling through your domestic consumer unit. With any luck it'll generate enough heat to burn your house down with you in it. No offence.
  6. Cunty BigBollox
    Hybrid is the way to go. I've recently got one of these and I was impressed the way the thing alternates between electric and combustion engine depending how much power you demand - even when doing 70mph in EV mode. 65+mpg and I really couldn't give two-shits when stuck in traffic now because I'm not burning fuel. Small steps to make a bigger difference in the long run. IMO
  7. Cunty BigBollox
    Who gives a fuck. The more the filthy fucking bastards knock shit out of each other, the less we'll have turning up on our shores.
  8. Cunty BigBollox
    The kids apparently got lost. I wonder where they got their stupidity from?
  9. Cunty BigBollox
    He had to die really, you can't have the star of a car driving franchise with the surname Walker.
  10. Cunty BigBollox
    Ninth?? FFS, there's been nearly as many Conservative PM's in the same time period.
  11. Cunty BigBollox
    Don't mention it, y'all have a nice day now.
  12. Cunty BigBollox
    Well done @King Billy, you're definitely not an Americunt as if it was a US medal of honour it would be spelt as honor. Unless you're that thick you've copied it incorrectly.
  13. Cunty BigBollox
    That formaldehyde must give you a bit of heartburn.
  14. Cunty BigBollox
    Getting married comes an uncomfortably close second to having a hippo as a pet.
  15. Cunty BigBollox
    "They mostly come at night.........mostly". In their fucking 'small boats'.
  16. Cunty BigBollox
    Whenever I see ELC, I immediately think of the retail outlet Early Learning Centre. Rather apt really isn't it?
  17. Cunty BigBollox
    https://amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/sep/29/police-chief-nick-adderley--investigated-falklands-medal Northamptonshire police chief who wears a medal to give the uncorrected impression that the cunt has earned the right to wear it. What a fucking deceitful fucking wanker that devalues the status of a medal. I hate cunts who lie about their medals, awards, honours, qualifications and professional memberships to gain career advantage. I believe NHS Norfolk also had one of these cunts recently until they decided to kick him out after a few years - can you corroborate @Decimus, as a fellow bog dweller?
  18. Cunty BigBollox
    More of a grApe than an Ape then. One of the little cunts that deserve to be crushed*. (©Stu Francis 1980)
  19. Cunty BigBollox
    What the fuck are you wittering on about, bashful, sneezy, doc or any of the other dwarves that I can't fucking remember the names of.
  20. Cunty BigBollox
    Why double hand it into a separate receptacle?, you really are a fucking waster aren't you?
  21. Cunty BigBollox
    How's that glass house you're sitting in? Stupid cunt.
  22. Cunty BigBollox
    I don't drink lager, it's a poofs drink.
  23. Cunty BigBollox
    Quite. Tesco Value Frankenstein Turkey Twizzlers to go with the beans.
  24. Cunty BigBollox
    Did I invite you too??
  25. Cunty BigBollox
    Well, the Caudwell cunt has got Lyme disease, and his drinking buddy, Dicklixit Cunt.
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