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Cunty BigBollox

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  1. I actually wash my towels every 3 uses for bath / shower towels and every 2 days for hand towels since, if you're fucking washing properly you're only drying clean water off. Tea towels are just germ spreading rags - air dry is the way to go.
  2. I've fucked up there, the church I go to is a modern, woke variety and they refer to God as a they / them. does it therefore require a capital 'T'?
  3. There is a god. He's realised his error with the piss poor effort of an earthquake in Morocco and more than made up for it with the flooding in Libya. Any requests for what I should ask him for in my prayers at church this Sunday. Sorry, he can't do individual requests like reincarnate Ming as a gay bloke.
  4. Pen will be along shortly as this nom. contains two of their favourite subjects beginning with the letter 'T'.
  5. Haven't you got homework now you're back at school or do the remedial class still not get any.
  6. How the fuck do you put up with those rancid smells from that dump right on your doorstep?? Sorry, I meant Household Recycling Centre.
  7. The stationery cupboard ran out of paperclips today Dickless, are you on fucking holiday or are you just being your lame fucking self?
  8. I do it to attract them. And, it's fucking worked!!
  9. What's got you in a spin? Has it been too hot to stand in the middle of a field playing with your toys while fiddling with your joystick.
  10. Well, I watched England finally use their brains to beat Argentina tactfully with one man down for most of the match and, I'm now settling down to watch a bunch of sheep shaggers fuck up their world cup..., probably. What really made my weekend though was an earthquake, and the death toll for the dirty fucking foreigners keeps rising. What's not to like.
  11. I suppose it's to much to expect any of the specialists coming over here in dinghies are search & rescue operatives that we could fuck off back to Morocco to help thier fellow shit-stains on humanity.
  12. GOT. Exactly, nobody in their right mind is interested in a stunt vegetable.
  13. The UKGov can't afford to help people like this when we're paying for board and lodgings for 'survivors' arriving via the RNLI taxi service.
  14. Disappointing statistics that only 630ish sand shufflers perished in this disappointingly weak tremble. Why on earth these camel humping cunts hadn't used more RAAC concrete in their buildings is anyone's guess. On a brighter note, that's 630 less potential visitors to our shores.
  15. 🎶Don't be sad, because two out of three ain't bad🎶 I don't believe he's Eritrean.
  16. Not just pyramids, but replacement parts for helicopters, unfortunately rotor blade bearings made from empty bean tins don't last as long as the OEM ceramic ones, much to the disappointment of Vichai Srividdahanaprabha.
  17. On the contrary, they absolutely fucking detest me but they only give me likes because they dislike you even more. What do you make of that?
  18. Calm down Mr Beige, You're coming across as being slightly rattled.
  19. Noted. I don't think he's been 'bearing' up very well since that helicopter crash outside Leicester City FC.
  20. The fact you IMAGINE that says more about you than him. You filthy, shit obsessed cunt. I imagine Dulux 076 whenever I see you've posted.
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