Cunty BigBollox

Unless it's one of the balls between Martin Solveigs' legs.

I bet you'd operate this switch with your mouth, you filthy blasphemous cunt.

Yes but did you notice I deliberately left the 'i' out on the inevitable chance that a poster who's name begins with an i was the first to comment on it. Ok, you were 2nd, but not a bad effort. I honestly didn't expect it to work this well. You must be thicker than I imagined

Traci Redford. This Miss had a Californian Wild-Fire of an idea about 5 years ago when her trophy sprog fell out of her over used fanny. Yes, she is American but what the fuck possessed her to name the daughter 'Abcde'?? I kid you not, and it's pronounced "Ahb-City". Jesus fucking Christ, did she not imagine any of the piss taking that would occur? Oh well, publicity at last. I wonder if she has a brother called 'Fghjkl'??

This would only really work with a roundabout in the centre, and following the posting of one of your classic noms., I know you're not a fan of these. While you're in Bedfords, can I suggest you go downstairs, walk to the edge of the room and try and jump as high as you can.

Working late trying the change the shape of Anglia Square. I've finally settled on Anglia Pentagon. How does that sit with the socialists?

Dex, Are you going to Yarmouth tonight for the grand opening or have you managed to get a job in Queenz, I imagine you would make an ideal cloakroom attendant.

Fuck being on different channels, I would prefer it if the Corbyn cunt was on the other side of The Channel if the cunt loves Europe so much.

Looking on the bright side. The HIV medication is likely to make his hair fall out. The fucking ginger cunt.

Disabled scooter!

It's "Crosse", you stupid fucking cunt. And I buy my baked beans from the original importers, Fortnum and Mason.

What,? A fantasy like having your Audi S5 nicked?

Read the nom. title you fucking twat. It would be impossible to comment upon without reference to bum banditry. Anyhow, I heard he got bummed by somebody showing his chopper off at a nerds model con.

Bollox. I read that he used to stack tins of beans in Tesco.

Or go round Neil's for tea and crumpets.

Ignore this fucking moron James. Do you come from Norfolk? It would seem 80% of the other posters do, myself included, except Ape. He lives in Welwyn Garden City near Tescos head office. cc. everyone

She's a weird looking one. Looks a bit like a he/she, one with a husband called 'Dave' and a brother-in-law who says kushty a lot. A blow job off her would probably feel like putting your knob in a plumbers tool bag.

Roll on Brexit! Then British Leyland and Hillman can start building cars again, which admittedly were a pile of shit but at least all of the seat belts worked. Fucking krauts trying to win the war by stealth again.

Nice one. But I gather from previous information Tesco Value is the connoisseurs choice.

I blame the pressure of Brexit on the team, oh, and plus the fact they're unbelievably shit.

Can you buy tins of beans on credit?....I'm asking for a friend., no i mean I'm asking for some boring fucking idiot who regularly posts shit on here.

Good old plod has got his own back by posting footage of him ramming scooter thugs off the road in Cockneyville. It makes me proud to be British to see these fucking idiots getting wiped out, I can't way for the sequels. Anyhow, if anyone is wondering why scooter crime has dropped by 40% I reckon it's because the Little fucking Mohammed Rossi's have got a bit of a deterrent now.

You must have experienced both in order to make the comparison. cc. Withers; Punkape

No. You're the stupid cunt, you stupid cunt. Rather than nom. everyone you read about in the Mail OnLine try nomming something original that annoys somebody of your intellect, like "forgetting to use paper while wiping your arse ( again)."

Okay. You got me, but in my defence the TV was on mute so I would rather consider myself as a wanker rather than a cunt as, I have to be honest, that was what I was doing at the time.