Cunty BigBollox

19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

‘Did Kate Middleton catch the cancer off of Prince Charles?’

Yes, from a suspicious looking tampon, one with significantly bigger 'wings' than usual.

Weird ain't it?

On 02/03/2024 at 12:47, camberwell gypsy said:

 He'll probably eat half and freeze the rest. 

Are we talking about Moussaka or Ming?

All I remember is, the only time I tested positive for COVID was a day after I had been out without shaving and wearing the post ridiculous creme coloured skinny jeans. I admit I looked a right ugly cunt and frankly, not dissimilar to someone else who posts on here.

33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

At least Justin Fashanu had the decency to hang himself.

"Awooga!!!"said is pointy-elbowed brother

Football is shit anyhow but this little storm in a teacup just highlights how much shitter it can get. The cross on the collar of the players shirts has been redesigned by some wokey, gay, design executives. Even though football is for those that practice arse-banditry we cannot have Chinas cheapest sweatshops knocking out crap like this for us (even though the RRP is £124.99!!!) before we know where we are the England football kit will be another North Face or Bud Lite disaster.

12 hours ago, King Billy said:

Five of my teachers killed themselves (and so did most of my classmates). I think in a strange twist of fate that may have had a lot to do with me becoming the well balanced and extremely successful adult I am now (and extremely good looking but that’s another story).

 

I can actually imagine you being well balanced and extremely successful, It's the adult bit I'm really struggling with.

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

Be very, very careful .. there are some very kind and gentle people here who would very much like to see your head mounted as a trophy on their sitting room wall.

I would like to see his head 'mounted' by David Cameron a'la university pig challenge.

On 2nd thoughts, just hearing it had been done rather than actually seeing it would suffice.

Fuck all this crap about people dying, was the concert any good?

1 minute ago, entitled little cunt said:

I'm a 50 year old straight male , I still haven't had a period , Is there something wrong with me ?

'if you bleed, we can kill you'

Just saying.

1 hour ago, and said:

A little known fact, Enoch transitioned into Eunice, just before he/she died.   (only joking, or am I?)

I thought they actually transitioned to Eunuch.

6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

I don't much care for your tone. I hope we cut off your electric.

Fuck off.

Scrotes, I fixed my energy with EDF, in September 2021 - 3.9p /kWh for gas and 19.5p /kWh for electric. Every time I use it I get a nice comforting feeling knowing that I'm paying less than the frogs that own it. What do you think of that?

Fucking useless, fucking misguided, fucking shit-wank cunt of a fucking nobody. This student A deserves to be fucking incinerated for trying to get shit like this recognised for fuck knows what.

https://news.sky.com/story/teacher-sacked-for-refusing-to-use-transgender-students-chosen-pronouns-13098225?dicbo=v2-lSpcxGW

7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I gave you a like despite the fact you got the year wrong (1940).

I expected you to get it right as you were probably listening to it on the family gramophone. However, it was 30+ years before I was born, so cut me some slack.

Calling @Witheredscrote to the main board. There's a fight brewing and you need to turn up and put a bit more fucking effort in that your lot did in 1939.

6 hours ago, Frank said:

Lonny is long dead and was probably a very, very sweet man. A stupendous dancer for sure. His only crime was his surname rhyming with an unfeasibly wide trouser hem. 

And being the older, less gay brother of Tony.

8 hours ago, Frank said:

I want to know how come this creepy cunt hasn't ever been whacked by a branch from the Yew Tree? 

18 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

At least you respect the older generation even if you hate whiteys. 

I'm half black as well. Double respect? 

 

Top or bottom? Or do you mean you're a blend of black and white, AKA turd brown.

3 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Out of, er... likes.

I wonder whether @Ape™️ thinks more highly of your film set portrayal? Stick to cheap cider and fixing old boilers, Drew. Idiot.

Give me your wife's mobile phone number then and I'll try and fix her.

Can you imagine on set,

Damien: "Action!....Come on mum, I said action, put some effort in and get your minge around his shaft"

Liz: "alright son, you know I'm nearly 60 and it's drier than a Cream Cracker in the desert"

Damien: ??!!!?....Cut.

Damien rushes off set to furiously knock one out.

@Eric Cuntman knows a Kenny. They killed him, apparently.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Close. @Roadkill and myself have been here nearly 8 years and you were already well established as ‘Drew P Pissflaps’ before that. The first time you spoke to me, you gave me directions to Chernobyl Village.

Well, you're still here. Are you telling me I gave you the wrong directions and you haven't started glowing like a gluttonous Ready Brek kid.

19 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

To be honest I had a vision of a chocolate labrador with a hard on   having its belly rubbed , it had lenny Henry's  head 

Throughout my 6+ years of being a member of this site, I have to admit, that is the weirdest fucking thing I've read on here. Are you normal?

1 minute ago, entitled little cunt said:

OK, that's noted .Obviously you feel you are speaking for all those who post on the site .That's your perogative,  it's not everyone's perogative. There's as many  politics based posts on here as there are more distracting posts .There is  something for everyone. Its weird , when people inhabit space , even if it's online they believe they own.That space is their space   and all others other than those who share their opinion should be ousted. Its like getting annoyed if someone parks outside your house .

I'm the second best on here (after Francis), why wouldn't I?

45 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

You obviously have problems of one kind or another.What do you think is worthy of discussion on here ?. Seriously I'd like to know . What subject do you think would further debate and get more people visiting this site and taking part? .I just can't fathom why your bile is so stirred .If there's an opinion or a person  that you for some reason dont like , simply don't read their posts .If you feel the need to  respond do so and  state why you disagree so vehemently.Counter an opinion with your opinion .Just "Cunt" is too lacking in detail .You're the product of the world now.You shout and scream like a petulant child , you believe an opinion reflects a whole person ,  you hate and complain without actually thinking or questioning why .You're blinded by it .It's complete and total.Seriously it's really sad .As people mature they refrain from such childish antics but it seems with 15 to 45 year olds the behaviour is locked in for life .Listen Boy, Do yourself a favour and use what's bouncing around in that skull of yours more effectively. Your life will be happier and more prosperous. 

Oi retard. We all know and realise political governance is a cunt and therefore most punters come on here for a little light relief from the the shit-pit the world has become thanks to the elected overlords. Therefore we want something to distract our attention from the fuck-fest by commenting on something that raises a smile like 'Lenny Henry BBC Wankfest', 'Care of the Deceased' or, the all-time classic posted by Dickless, 'The Postwick Hub (roundabouts)'.

You utterly useless cunt. Your other nomination is far superior in terms of quality.