King Billy

Panzy my perfect set of very expensive implants will outlast me, and definitely outlast your mouthful of wobbly, crooked, Shane McGowanesque crumbly old tombstones. I hear the GPO building in O’Connell St. is now a mosque. What has happened to the Irish fighting spirit that you lot used to keep going on about when we were trying to civilise and educate you not so long ago? Allah Ahkbar!

No one will ever come close to the achievements of Phil Taylor and Ronnie O Sullivan in their respective sports imo, and Ronnie is still winning and ranked No 1 after 30 years.

🎶Panzy called when he got the word. He said ‘I suppose you’ve heard? Our new neighbour is Ali’ 🎶 🎶So I rushed to the window and looked outside, and I could hardly believe my eyes, as a big removal van pulled up onto next doors drive🎶 🎶Oh I don’t know why he’s going to need that chicken and that goat. I guess he’s got his reasons but I just don’t want to know cos for 24 hours I’ve been living next door to Ali🎶 🎶For 24 hours he’s been emptying the van, 15 wives in burkas a machete and Koran, so I’ve gotta get used to living next door to Ali🎶 🎶He groomed and befriended some kids in the park. I heard them shouting Allah Ahkbar, with Ali🎶 🎶Now he walks through the door with his head held high, then gropes his cousin whose also his wife, cos for him polygamy and incest Is justified🎶 🎶Now Ali says I must comply with Sharia, maybe not now but within a few years ( when all of my common law rights have disappeared)🎶 🎶Now for several hours he’s been fingering me Nan (just another practice that he’s brought from Pakistan), but I’m starting to get used to living next door to Ali🎶 🎶Right now on the news they are showing his photo. He’s mowed down loads of people in a black Fiat Punto. For 24 hours he must have had it planned, now I’ll probably never see him cos they’ve put him on remand, so I’d better get used to not living next door to Ali🎶 Fuck off.

Allright lads?

Michaela Van Gerwin V Erica Bristow (obviously a transgender hologram) battling it out on stage for the title of ‘Champion (ess) of the metaverse 2024’ (both disqualified afterwards for being white and the title posthumously awarded to George Floyd).

I quite like his take on the matter (for a Scouse cunt).

Was it all the Zebra crossings?

He needn’t be getting himself too settled in up in the penthouse Raas. Decs, Eric and yours truly have put a lot of effort into the place to transform it from the filthy, retro-kitsch disgrace with an overpowering stench of anal sex that it became way back when Frank used to very occasionally occupy the place.

You’re not blind anymore? Shame. At least your sisters are still dead though.

That’s what Eddie thought and look at the empty husk of a former proud upstanding black man he’s become now. Stay away from the rusty Brillo pads Raas.

This really makes me regret not spending £50 on a wheelchair ramp at my brasshouse. I’d be driving an imaginary Bugatti Veyron today if I’d gone for the Uber-rich dribbling spastic clientele.

Kill yourself.

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bumbaclaaat!

Wanna buy some Grizzly Bear shit for your display cabinet?

If my real name wasn’t Stephen Yaxley-Lennon I’d throw in a few quid myself Eric. That’s confidential information and only between me and you though.

No. I’m having a surprise party with your imaginary dead sisters. They don’t want to speak to you though. Try calling Munroe Bergdorf or Kelly Maloney if you’re feeling lonely you hideous freak. 😘

Do fuck off.

Congratulations. I bet no one thought you would ever reach such dizzy heights from such a low starting point.

Flog your 14” black and white portable at the car boot sale and you’ll probably have enough money to buy both of them a couple of weeks after Christmas.

As you’re no doubt well aware Decs I’m probably the least likely cunt on here to have any sympathetic inclinations toward the Irish Republic in general, but even more specifically the so called ‘rebels or freedom fighters’ as they’re routinely referred to nowadays in the folklore created by rose tinted Hollywood film productions, BBC anti British dramas and all the rest of the rewriting of recent history that is the norm in the 21st century. However, I’ve found myself unable to halt a total change in my long held disdain for the common Mick, and tbh I’m every day becoming more and more filled with respect and admiration for the Irish working class who are waking up to (and rising up) against their political masters (including Sinn Fein ironically) who’ve allowed uncontrolled legal immigration and worse than that illegal ‘asylum’ migration on an unimaginable scale. The white Irish working class who put their trust in the likes of Leo the poof etc. and are now being vilified as ‘far right thugs’ lolololol because they dare to question the current reality where children are being butchered in broad daylight, schoolgirls are being systematically raped, lone females abducted and murdered, and law abiding homosexuals (no not Catholic priests) tortured and beheaded by uninvited, undocumented ‘guests’. The mass protests which receive little or no MSM coverage apart from the occasional orchestrated hit piece to paint them as Neo Nazis etc. are taking place all over Ireland and getting bigger every week. Hopefully the people in England will grow some bollocks soon and make a stand against the same shit that’s going on here, but I’m not sure the mythical British Bulldog is still alive tbh.

Nun whatsoever.

Or his butler.

1944. He was performing on stage at his local Gestapo officers Christmas party

If that’s the way you’re going to talk to me I won’t be coming to Christmas dinner at yours this year. I wasn’t coming anyway as last year the Iceland Hedgehog Crown you served up was like an Arctic Roll (burnt to a crisp on the outside and frozen solid in the middle). Worse than something you’d find in a dumped fridge at the back of Grenfell Tower. Merry Christmas and 🇬🇧NO SURRENDER🇬🇧