King Billy
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My missus has had a severely bruised and battered ‘knee’ for the entire time we’ve been together (her ‘fanny’). lol
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I was about to give you a like for this Decs but Harold might accuse me of having my head stuck up your arse again, and I’m not sure if I’d be able to cope if he was horrible to me again. Sorry.
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I before E except after C. Schoolboy error Raas. Fix up ffs. No need to thank me.
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Just the usual ‘women’s problems’ like how to cram his enormous appendage into a pair of tight skimpy knickers which used to belong to his sister (not the one who lives in California, the one who doesn’t live anywhere anymore) lololol.
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🇱🇷TRUMP 2024🇱🇷
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You’ve spelled ‘Yes please’ wrong. Fuck off.
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Punkape’s banned and Frank’s wanked himself into a state of exhaustion watching the Ronnie O’Sullivan documentary, so you may have to slip a couple of E’s in the missus’s Horlicks pronto Decs.
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It was boring the first time. Fuck off.
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Good. Excellent.
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Or a sausage dog lolol.
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What are your plans for Christmas? The usual I guess. Turkey and all the trimmings, sat around the table with all the family ……2 rusty urns and a card (purportedly from California) but with no stamp or senders address on the envelope, and handwriting suspiciously similar to your own. Lol lol lol.
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Jeremy Corbyn discussing Britain’s planned Marxist takeover with Fidel Castro in 1992. The full photo shows Diane Abbot on her knees with her mouth full.of commie maggot.
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I guess it’s ‘Bye bye Baby’ from me then.
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David Dickinson?
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The only thing that’s ever fitted Frank perfectly was exactly 14” long (including 3” of purple tip). I don’t think it’s necessary to elaborate on the colour of the other 11”. Let’s just say it wasn’t white.
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I had you down as more of a Bay City Rollers type.
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You could have a three foot long pecker too…….. if you chopped around twenty feet off your own behemoth. 🤣
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Baby-Favver Christmas.
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Top of the leaderboard again Baws. Damn you and your memes. It’s just not fair.
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They’d probably go ‘pop’ if they did.
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I don’t read any of that online stuff as I’ve heard most of it is posted by ‘conspiracy theorists ‘ (whatever that means). All my thoughts and opinions on all the important current topics are only ever made public after I’ve double checked with my colleague ‘Sid Slackjaw’ that they are 100% ‘bona fide’, and guaranteed to keep The Vulcan up, frantically googling all night determined to debunk them. I’ve tried to keep out of your ongoing civil war with certain members generally, so please excuse the occasional comment from me as Im quite content to merely be a spectator on these ongoing shenanigans.
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Drew could fix if he hadn’t lost his terminal screwdriver when he was pissed.
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Celebrity gobble box🤣
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Probably got shit on his fingers after a busy day collecting in the park.
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Giant Redwood.
