King Billy

Fucking hell Drew. What time did you get started on the cider today?

Frank

All I can see for sure from the photos that keep being released, is that her fucking tits have definitely disappeared. I suppose that’s a start if nothing else.

You say ‘married fast’ but that sort of talk is so last week in todays progressive woke Ireland Panzybuggerbaby. Surely you must know that ‘a durable relationship’ is the new-speak definition of family life in Ireland that Leo the charwallah faggot and his cabal of WEF puppets will eventually get changed into your constitution, no matter how many times you say no? Wake up you stupid cunt. Your rulers despise you as much as ours do us. One day you’ll wake up with your rusty saxophone inserted right up to the mouthpiece in your arse and a queue of slobbering Muslims fighting over who’s next to fuck your illiterate gob. I expect you’ll scream out for the good old days when the Black and Tans enforced law and order in the ‘Island of Ireland’ lolololol, before we fucked off and left you (like every one of our colonies) to slide back down as a nation into the open sewer which we tried to rescue you from. Michael Collins was a cunt.

I’m sure you’re right Doc, and I’m guessing you like me are eagerly awaiting her getting back to health, and straight back into the crippling work schedule we all know and love her and the rest of the Royal lizards for. As a side note Doc, I know you’re a very busy man and you’ve told me you haven’t got time to check out a couple of your Aussie senators I mentioned to you a while back, but who I believe anyone with an open and inquisitive mind would find even a little time to listen to. But ‘hey ho’ what would I know?

It’s not rocket science Mick. The absence of a bathroom (or any personal hygiene infrastructure) in the disgusting Catholic hovels meant there was always room for a few dozen filthy unwashed mongoloid sprogs (usually all fathered by the local priest) to lollop around (Bobby Sands style) in their own shite, whereas the average vastly more civilised, educated and clean Proddy family home had at least one interior bathroom, an outside toilet for the use of fenian employees and a tin bath under the stairs for special occasions. 🇬🇧NO SURRENDER🇬🇧 FUCK OFF🇬🇧

Are you Stuart Lubbock?

It actually reads ‘DONALD J TRUMP 🇱🇷 POTUS 45🇱🇷 MAGA🇱🇷’ I guess your tattooist ran out of room at ‘Don’. 🤣

If only we in the U.K. could be blessed with a kind, caring and benevolent ruling establishment (perhaps along the lines of the Australian criminal cabal) who responded to the terrifying ‘Covid 19 plandemic’ (fatality rate 0.01%, less than most annual winter flu outbreaks), locked the country down longer and harder than almost every other country on Earth, imposing curfews, banning freedom of association, freedom to protest , the right to earn a living to provide for your family, banning interstate travel within the country (even in the case of life threatening medical emergencies), and exactly like almost every other of the so called ‘Western democracies’ censoring the speech ie critical views of anyone who dared to question the narrative (sorry ‘science’) which they had served up for you all to consume. Here in the U.K. our establishment behaved in a very similar (if only slightly less authoritarian) manner, so I don’t reckon any of them deserve any credit tbh. Fuck off.

Reported (rule 10) 🤣

I wouldn’t class myself as a Trump supporter either Fends. In fact I’ve decided that my next Donald tattoo will probably be my last (maybe).

Five of my teachers killed themselves (and so did most of my classmates). I think in a strange twist of fate that may have had a lot to do with me becoming the well balanced and extremely successful adult I am now (and extremely good looking but that’s another story).

Ask Pen.

I’ve recently started identifying as a mop and bucket, and now spend most afternoons standing quietly in the corner of the female changing rooms at my local swimming pool (occasionally popping into an empty cubicle for five minutes or so for personal reasons).

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Don’t you love me anymore? 🥲

Andrew on the dance floor at Tramps?

Lizards, like many other species will soon be rendered extinct it appears. Climate change probably, as I’m not sure how they could pin it on Donald Trump, although they have a knack of finding a way to blame him for almost everything that happens nowadays.

Of course not, I’m immortal. One day in the future there will just be Pen and me left. The tragedy is that there’ll be no one left to cheer me when I’m kicking seven shades of shit out of his enormous bollocks.

Pretending to be just a pitiful, middle aged, AIDS ravaged (but still rampantly active), common or garden homosexual sodomite?

His ‘missus’ is a geriatric old bloke who was his teacher and fiddled with him at school anyway. FACT.

How’s that worked out for you?

Ha ha! Serves you right for moving to France you mincing old geriatric poof. If you’d stayed in the U.K. the NHS would have looked after you, and then you wouldn’t have had to buy a second (or third) hand colostomy bag on EBay, then constantly complain about your own shit running down your leg onto your flip flops. Fuck off.

Go for it.

The old Stephen Hawking/Harvey Price conundrum? It’s almost impossible to pick a winner in such a 100% lose/lose contest without closely inspecting both of the competitors shit filled underpants.