King Billy

You fucking stupid fucking cunt. You should have kept an ‘E’ back and spelled response correctly instead of munching the whole stash at Friday nights ‘Pride Cockdanglers Knees up’. Fuck off.

My first thought when I read “I think you’re a fuckin’ cunt” was ‘That’s a really bad thing to say about me. He’s got me there. He might not be as fucking thick as he makes himself look every day.’ But then I thought ‘Isn't this Cunts Corner? Of course he fucking is.’

I’d be quite happy to take full credit for that, as long there’s a reward of some description. Even if it was just a heartfelt thank you from his relieved parents.

I think you’re showing the weird, freakshow exhibit, fossilised, stinking of mothballs, hideous, cockswinging old cuntbag far too much respect Ape. If Drew reads that tomorrow when he sobers up he’ll probably think a couple of cans of K and you’re there for the taking.

It would appear that the filth no longer ‘chase’ anyone they perceive to be committing a crime. They now ‘follow’ the suspect. A bit like the illegal immigrants who used to arrive by the thousands in ‘dinghys’ but now travel here in ‘small boats’. It’s as if the verminous media and their cocksucking political puppet masters have decided that redefining a few key words in what have become problematic everyday occurrences will make the severely retarded public that they depend upon for their very existence think they’re talking about something new and easily solved. Same shit, different toilet. Fuck off.

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Blacks have always loved being lynched so yes. To quote Ellen ‘Be kind’. Tbh ‘being kind’ has always been what I’m most known for and I bet you couldn’t find anyone on Earth who could say a bad thing about me.

Mike this bigoted and blatantly transphobic nom is in very poor taste, as ‘Pride Month’ has barely begun. This is exactly the sort of hate speech that could deter millions of children from wearing their sisters knickers, slapping on their mums lipstick and demanding that their winkles be chopped off immediately. Shame on you.

You wouldn’t be the prime suspect if she woke up plastered in congealed baby batter and unable to prise open her eyelids Decs. There’s quite a few on here who’d be having their front door bashed in at 6AM first.

Why not phone your boss, tell him you and the band are back together and you’re going on a world tour tomorrow? And don’t forget to call him a fat ugly smelly cunt before he tells you he’s delighted to be rid of you and was going to sack you next week anyway.

All the ho’s in my stable are specialists in one way or another Eric. I’m just the bloke who manages the financial side of things, purely in their best interests because I know that most of them would struggle with their consciences if I wasn’t getting my fair share. And they all know that without me to look after them when their fanny’s been round the clock 3 or 4 times and eventually packs up, all the years of hard graft would have been for nothing. Times have changed. In the old days you could just tie them up, put them in a sack and chuck them in the canal when they became financially unviable. Fucking never ending new regulations are killing small businesses Eric. I’m seriously thinking of jacking it in and buying a little newsagents shop for the missus to work in.

Fuck off.

Crabs keep their cocks well away from nippers.

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Oooh Matron !!!

This idiot obviously never thought about the reckless danger of his actions. Waving around a sharp pointed knife carelessly like that is exactly the sort of foolishness that could puncture an inflatable dinghy mid channel, resulting in the tragic loss of dozens of doctors, scientists, teachers and other much needed assets to our racist society. I hope he gets a serious talking to about his behaviour before they release him.

Are you a white supremacist? Some greasy, sandal wearing cunt on the BBC News said we should be on the look out for them as they’re a dangerous threat to British democracy. I’m not convinced as he looked like the sort of cunt who drives taxis or works in a kebab shop up North and definitely arse rapes white schoolgirls on his days off.

Not a bad idea Eric. As it happens the Albanian ambassador is a very good friend of mine. He supplies me with trafficked sex slaves and I make sure he never runs out of Ferrera Roche at the Embassy. I’ll have a chat with him when he comes into the brothel later for his regular Thursday night ‘Three girl golden showers and anal carnage’ appointment. He’s done very well for himself considering he only arrived in the U.K. three months ago in a dinghy with all his worldly possessions in a rucksack on his back (£3m cash and twenty kilos of Bolivian flake).

I drove past Leicester once in my imaginary M4. The lingering stench of the place has made the car virtually worthless. My local imaginary BMW dealer told me my best hope of shifting it would be to stick a ‘for sale’ sign in the window and park it outside a mosque.

I’ve noticed that. In an ideal world everyone would have massive brains like you and me and be super polite to each other at all times. Get fucked.

No one even remotely connected to Pen would be allowed into any of my brothels. If I ran an abattoir I’d invite Pen in and let the slaughterman practice on the cunt with the bolt gun and electric saw. That fucking enormous trouser snake of his would be a fucking days work in itself to chop up into cow sized pieces though.

What’s it all about Alfie?

Soccer AIDS. Gary Lineker, Robbie Williams and the smarmy gay looking cunt from tipping point are usually involved. Cunts.

The ‘Greasy strangler’. He made it up walking on the beach just looking at the peaches.

Bus fare home.