King Billy

I tried to make her go to rehab and she said ‘no no no’ RK. Anyway good luck with the DIY thing. I’ve always steered well clear of all that sort of carry on myself as I think it’s only fair to let the woman get some experts in and then inevitably fuck it all up according to her instructions, at which point I can then tell her ‘You should have let me help from the start and none of this would have happened. But never mind, we’re a team and we’ll be stronger after Ive sorted it all out Babe’. Also RK Were going on holiday next month to Kenya, just me and the Doris, and I was wondering if you’ve ever been on a safari yourself?, and if so, what the fuck apart from looking at animals that I’ve seen in zoos before is the point?

And all the billions of cunts on tiktok who’ll never get the chance to experience me RK. Fuck them. They wouldn’t understand me anyway.

In the unlikely (but most welcome) event of you passing away anytime during this millennium, have you given any thought to the poor unfortunate undertaker who gets landed with the horrendous and probably impossible task of what to do with the big problem in your y-fronts in order to close the lid on your coffin? Perhaps a US style themed casket in the shape of a submarine or a steam train might be the solution. But that aside, you just being dead would be good enough. Fuck off.

Frank has never gone a day, and I’d bet he never will without sucking multiple cocks (mostly black), usually when the lunchtime queue for his gaping arsehole reaches right round the block and meets him head on when he’s bent over staring at the toes of his gay as fuck loafers. The cunt’s a disgrace.

Good evening DC.

Just face up to the impossible to deny reality that the majority of punters (with the exception of Pen, R Soles, Panzywanker and a few other assorted nobodies) seem to think you’re an insufferable, finger wagging, irrelevant, know all (fuck all), humourless, unfuckable bore. So having achieved all that why not consider packing it in now as tbh I reckon you’ve peaked. Stay warm 😘

‘The Biden laptop conspiracy’? Please enlighten me with your ‘too clever to be bothered with MENSA, Big Brain’ analysis of how the ‘Hunter Biden laptop’ which has been in the possession of the FBI since 2018, labelled as Russian disinformation by the deep state intelligence cabal in 2020 when the NY Post attempted to inform the US people about it just prior to the Presidential election (the fairest and most legitimate one in history lol), immediately blanket banned from Twitter and Facebook along with anyone who dared to speak about its contents or even it’s authenticity, but has now become a conspiracy ‘FACT’ with even the loudest deniers (the fakestream MSM and even the FBI) openly admitting its existence, its authenticity and its factual evidence of the Biden crime family’s corruption? Join the imaginary dots? China….$$$$$ ….Biden family Russia…..$$$$$….Biden family Ukraine……$$$$….Biden family Romania…..$$$$….Biden family Stay warm. 😘

Kill yourself.

He would do in the unlikely event that he regained any muscle function in his battered rectum.

Her family won’t take her back in Ukraine after the war Eric. I’ll take her off your hands though. We’re a bit short staffed at the brothel now.

Such is life

A bumfull.

Frank is a spackademic.

That’s not fair Eric. Blacks invented slavery, famine and cannibalism (although the last two cancel each other out) so slavery and loads of other clever things probably.

The ‘fair and totally legitimate’ 2020 Presidential election? Oh that one, where 51 former or serving ‘intelligence experts’ lol prompted by the usual deep state suspects agreed to sign an open letter dismissing the Hunter Biden laptop as classic Russian disinformation, which gave Twitter, Facebook Google etc. and the fake news media of course the excuse (as if they needed one) to censor the story and prevent huge numbers of voters from even knowing about the Biden crime family’s corruption and Sleepy Joe’s involvement up to his neck in it. Election interference? I am honestly astounded that you still maintain your ridiculous stance regarding Donald Trump but I guess I must have stupidly credited you with a lot more intelligence than you keep showing yourself not to have (if any). Oh I almost forget sorry. Get fucked.

If you don’t stop being nasty to me I’m going to cover myself in my own shit and not eat my dinner ever again.

I haven’t Wolfie but I have some knowledge of the war against the Zulus which at first the English thought was gong to be a quick and relatively easy operation, but turned out to be anything but that. I know that the Zulu nation were fearsome opponents against the mighty British Army, despite being armed mainly with spears and facing the overwhelming firepower (Gatling guns etc.) of the British war machine. I guess it wasn’t the walkover the upper class toffs in London and the soppy cunt Lord Chelmsford who drew the short straw and was dispatched half way across the world to command the expedition arrogantly assumed it was going to be. Lions led by donkeys as usual, but the end goal was achieved eventually.

If he laid off the White Lightning for a day or too he might realise that other shades of cheap cider are also available for the more inclusive, multi cultural drunkard. Even Alf Garnett enjoyed the occasional pint of Guinness when no one was looking.

Can I have it DC?

Mitch Kleftiko’s exact words upon discovering Frank (aged 7)s first of what would turn out to be many suicide notes.

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Have you ever considered identifying as sober?

‘Shakespeare was a Zulu. Not a lot of people know that.’

A Twister mat would be more Franks style.

Considering that he was shamefully targeted before, during and after his 4 year term in office by the corrupt leaders of the most powerful agencies in the country which he was the elected leader of, with the wilful collusion of the corporate fake news MSM, hoax investigation after hoax investigation which all failed of course, its a testament to the man that despite the huge financial and reputational loss to him and his entire family he’s still prepared to stand up and fight for his countries future. It’s not difficult to see the insane direction that the majority of the Western World have inexplicably embarked upon, and the urgent need for someone like Trump to say it like it is and not be worried about the critics, in the hope that enough people will finally wake up and realise the future the progressive left have planned for us all isn’t the rainbow coloured and happy clappy Utopia they’d like us to believe. The future’s bright the future’s ORANGE. 🇱🇷MAGA🇱🇷