King Billy

Covered in ‘hundreds and thousands’ so it looks like he’s topped himself.

I’ve modified my imaginary M4 to fatally electrocute any ‘poor person’ stupid enough to touch the door handles. ‘Normal people’ (those who don’t think the world owes them a living, stagger home drunk from the local food bank loaded up with pot noodles and Tesco Value beans every morning and spend the rest of the day sprawled on the sofa stuffing their fat faces watching Loose Women) receive a lesser voltage and usually survive, unless it’s someone I don’t like, in which case I run them over while they’re lying stunned in the road. Oh and could you please clarify whether this prediction of yours is going to happen eventually or soon?

Face Brown.

‘Primus Suspectius’

Nothing really. He’s always been a useless fucking hobo cunt.

This could be the great comeback that Frank’s been threatening for years. Who knew Daniel Day Lewis’s career had really sunk this low?

Everyone looks fat to Frank RK. He got chased out of Aldi for groping a Dairylea cheese string recently.

Different gravy RK 🤣

The Scofe would immediately know something felt different in the back of the limo after the show.

Minicab driver and first reserve if the aftershave guy in the VIP toilets didn’t turn up.

Which would both have spread upwards from his gangrenous anus.

Donald J Trump exonerated yet again in the 300+ page findings of Special Counsel John Durham. The corrupt FBI leadership acting on behalf of ‘Crooked Hillary’ Clinton however coming out of this attempted coup rather differently (not that anyone with a brain and an even slightly open mind didn’t already know). But whilst 100% clearing Trump and attributing the blame to the real perpetrators of what in any other period in history would have been and imo should still be treason and a short walk to the electric chair, the fudge was added, and the conclusion made that even though the presidential candidate and subsequently elected President (Donald J Trump) was the innocent target of a politically motivated criminal conspiracy by his opponent, the FBI and the DOJ, with their lapdogs in the fake news MSM (NYT, Washington Post which both fraudulently accepted Pulitzer Prizes for their one sided reporting of what they knew was BS), that the corrupt to the core deep state bad actors responsible should not be prosecuted for their now clear and undeniable crimes. The US government and to a lesser degree our own is currently in what I would describe as a crisis of legitimacy, infested at all levels on both sides, left and right, by elitist, self entitled traitors with the sole aim of preserving their power and control over the masses at any cost no matter what. And yet they still haven’t been able to topple Trump. 🇱🇷

‘Poundland’

Did her dentures fall out of the dinghy into the Channel?

That was decades before Eric and Ernie though, long before the television era.

I’m sure it was me who mentioned TOC last week DC. Don’t give the has been, wannabe cunt any ammunition to fuel his futile dreams of a spectacular comeback.

You needed a computer to come up with this advice for the freak?

Putter Anus.

Nicole could catch a long list of STDs and a family of crabs without chopsticks. Slag.

The scat tub.

Bum Daily

Probably nothing but The Independant are reporting that deaths from blood clots in the U.K. are up 20 odd percent from the pre Covid average numbers. And the NHS which stopped regularly publishing the statistics during the ‘pandemic’ around the same time as the Astra Zennica experiment was being linked to a rise in blood clots (and then mysteriously disappeared without explanation from the list of available ‘safe and effective’ jibby jabbies), are still very reluctant to publish any regular data on this subject, even after repeated requests from ‘Thrombosis U.K.’ I guess it’s just a similar non story like the 20% + increase in excess deaths across the world which has been thoroughly debunked when any questions have been asked. ‘Shut up and stop asking questions’ is the ‘scientific and political consensus’ which seems to have put that one to bed. And thank fuck too. I mean what is going on nowadays when lunatics like Andrew Bridgen MP can stand up in the House of Commons and politely ask for an urgent parliamentary debate on the excess deaths in his and every other constituency across the country? Thank God for Penny Mordaunt (WEF Cocksucker General) who co authored a book with Klauss Schwab 🙏 and also possesses a fine pair of tits, putting this dangerous scaremonger with no expertise on this subject (apart from a degree in biochemistry lol) in his place and ridiculing his preposterous request. It’s almost as if the lizard people are afraid of something, but that would be silly wouldn’t it?

They’re a lot less trouble the dead ones. Old school.

“In the deepest Amazon rainforest by an undiscovered tribe of pygmy cannibal headhunters”. (Ron Burgundy 2005).

I’m 24 next week RK and I can’t believe Ive got an imaginary M4, a thriving Christmas tree empire, a gorgeous, sex mad younger bird, numerous hugely successful previous businesses which I built single-handedly and sold on for vast sums of money, and it’s still not enough as I wake up drenched in sweat, screaming ‘Mrs Roops’ most nights. Any advice?