King Billy

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Haven’t heard of Allen Millard, but that other mate of his Allen Millyard is definitely a mechanical genius I reckon.

As you’ve correctly stated Ape, you and I haven’t engaged in much verbal ping pong for quite a while now. In response to your query regarding the current abundance of aluminium (not tin) foil on sale at most retail outlets, I’ve no pressing need or even the slightest inclination to avail myself of such material. Reason being that everything that I’ve tried to educate you and the rest of the gullible fear addicts about (conspiracy theories I believe you labelled it all as) has turned out to be true. So I wouldn’t expect you to belatedly apologise, never mind thank me for my past efforts to wake you from your state of obedience to the now discredited narrative you so willingly and unquestioningly agreed to be taken in by. I’m sure you now agree with everything I’ve said, so in the spirit of Christmas and all that bollocks I’ve ordered a case of Tesco value beans and a selection of Airfix propellor paints online today as a surprise Crimbo pressie from me to you. PM me your address and they should be with you early next week. What are you doing for Christmas? Is Drew coming over for dinner this year? Fuck off. lol.

‘That would be an ecumenical matter’.

I agree Raas. I mean he’s got nothing more to prove here after reaching No.4 on the weekly leaderboard all those years ago.

Harvey?

I can’t comment on the authenticity of these allegations apart from the one mentioning myself, which is about as far fetched as a bucket of shit from China. Just out of curiosity, what is the going rate for a bucket of Chinese Pug shit nowadays? Get fucked.

Weekly leader board DC. Any run of the mill cunt can get lucky when the big fish are otherwise pre-occupied, (usually on a massive binge, then temporarily sectioned under the mental health act for the safety of the general public).

I’m sure there is but it’s really not necessary to say it probably.

Have you considered one of those frozen ‘3 bird roasts’ for Christmas dinner this year? Or would that remind you too much of the last time you were with your sisters? (before they trundled off on the rollers into the oven). Fuck off.

You appear to be taking the everyday banter here on CC a tad too seriously. None of it is real. Seek help.

The ‘Derek Chauvin 90’ bent right knee’ position on the stunted little cunts throat would be my choice (other positions are available though).

My Grandad invented the windowsill. What a ledge.

Demand a refund.

You’ve heard the rumours too?

Incinerated would suffice.

Dead babies are nowhere near as funny as dead sisters. Lol .

Reported. BLM.

She’s no Cliff Richard for sure.

More like Ronnie Corbett in a pair of tight replica Kylie Minogue hot pants from Wembley market.

Richard and Judy have been boring the arses of the public running some sort of book club for years now. If you could get close enough to Judy and place a few fire lighters in the fat cunts bra I’m sure the resulting inferno once the fat cunts lardy tits get going would make the Luton airport carpark fire look like a damp sparkler hanging out of Franks arse on a rainy night at a Pet Shop Boys concert.

Cadfael, the 13th century Terminator.

Switch off the TV