Major Cunt

Fair point, Gyps. I think that the virus was aimed at those already in the queue to meet their maker. Old folks in care homes that have paid forty plus years of taxes and are now little more than a burden to the system. Those with chronic health conditions that can't work and are also a burden on the system. My theory is that the vaccine will gradually lower sperm count in males and fertility in the female populace. Anatomy is not my strong suit so do forgive the wording, but I think you can catch my drift. Obviously it will not be an overnight drop in these rates but will subtly passed on through a dwindling population. The fact that children were also targeted for vaccination when there was no need was another piece of the puzzle. Maybe Covid was the trojan horse that was needed in order to roll out a program of mass vaccination without too many questions being raised. Obviously I'll be accused of stealing Bill's mantle of the Corners David Icke, or maybe I'll be hailed as a prophet in fifty years time. I'd certainly be more concerned about catching Ebola over Lassa Fever in the event that I decided to visit some African backwater. There's something incredibly fishy about this whole affair and most people have bought into it. If they managed to convince the masses that a group of Arab's sitting in a cave in Afghanistan brought the World Trade Centre then who knows...

Definitely. The judge in his summing up stated that you either believe Whomes and Steele or Nichols's tall tales. He spent months living in a police station and was coached daily by the cozzers so that he didn't fuck up under cross examination. The fact that the trial judge set their tariffs at only ten years speaks volumes. Unfortunately only a couple of years into their sentences Jack Straw changed the law around lifers and they ended up with double that and more. It stinks to high heaven of police corruption.

Now that the main players who pull the strings from the shadows have milked the pandemic for all it's worth the virus has miraculously disappeared. There is something incredibly iffy about the whole affair which I'm yet to find a plausible theory/answer to. If I had to make a guess then I'd go for depopulation. Looking at the characters involved in donating to find the cure then it seems possible. Bill Gates is a prime example. The man is obsessed with population control and his charitable work in Africa is dubious to say the least. He's a real Dr Strangelove-esque nut-case who unfortunately has the funds and connections to carry out his nefarious experiments that would probably raise an eyebrow from Josef Mengele. A cunt who deserves his own daily nomination.

I was watching some documentary on the Essex boys murder and apparently one of their skulls exploded with the force of the shotgun blast. It's an interesting case which is now being reviewed by a former flying squad DCI who has uncovered several critical pieces of information that were ignored during the original investigation. The whole case seems like a complete miscarriage of justice. As a former soldier would you agree that the murderer was clearly a professional assassin?

Thanks for the tip, Hammer. If only we had the right to bare arms like the septics. Those cunts have got the right idea when it comes to self defence. In most states (the southern ones in particular) you're legally entitled to shoot a burglar in the head if you so choose, and then the old bill turn up, take your name, ask what happened, and then wish you a pleasant evening. If that fucking idiot didn't massacre all those innocent people in Dunblane then we would still be able to own handguns. What a selfish cunt!

Goldberg you say? Now that's a Red Sea Pedestrian surname if ever I heard one. Obviously an intellectual like yourself is aware that the tribe own every single media medium from Hollywood to Fox News and anything in between. That my friend is why you rarely here about the blockade of the port of Gaza, and the Palestinians being deprived of vital humanitarian aid like medicines, baby milk and just about every other essential a society fundamentally needs. He who controls the press controls the narrative. So is Whoopi claiming membership of the tribe? Now call me cynical but I can't recall seeing one black person whenever I've passed through Golders Green. I'm guessing that even the kikes are being forced to move with the times and now have a quota of ethnics to fill. Crazy times in the promised land, Meyer...

Well it's either a case of them truly being the lost tribe, or a millennium of keeping it in the extended family. Given your revelation regarding genetically inherited diseases then I'm inclined to believe the later. Using the Corner's own David Baddiel as a yardstick I'd be interested to know if alcoholism, obesity, and muscle wasting syndromes are abundant amongst the kike populace, but I've a feeling that like Baddiel in the comedy field he's an anomaly.

Only lizard potatoes. If he would drop that theory then he'd definitely have more credibility, Eric. The rest of his material is actually well researched and plausible, despite him being partial to the odd Tenants Super.

One out of three ain't bad, Solly, but are Jews considered Caucasian though? If not then you've completely failed to tick any of your prerequisites. I'd love to explain irony to you, but I doubt that you could comprehend it. No need to thank me, obviously.

You're definitely onto something, Bill. A mate of mine put me onto one of their videos, and it shocked me. Despite being a firm believer that the world's richest and most influencing probably get together and shape global events. It's all about one world government, but the one saving grace is that there's probably a few of these groups who's goals are not exact, thereby slowing Schwab's end-game down. I bet David Icke is laughing at Wogan now.

I watched an interview with a KGB agent sent to work undercover in America, and his foreboding words were that the extreme left wing professors had accomplished what the Soviets couldn't through subversion. Convincing the next generation that socialism is the way forward, and capitalism is finished. Have you ever heard of the Davos forum, Bill?

More of a fraud than you think, Judy. Take a moment to ponder his circle of friends, and I'd be happy to wager heavily that more skeletons will fall out of his closet post death than the amount of Tennants Super can's in your recycling bin...

I recall the incident in question with a chuckle. Wasn't a Stannah Stair-lift and a body of water involved in the debacle?

A modified high velocity 22 air riffle, Solly. I've a feeling that we're not too far off from a 'Mad Max' post apocalyptic society, so I'm prepping for the the end of day's. I've always fancied big game hunting, but shooting species that are on the criticality endangered list on the plains of Africa just doesn't sit right with me. So in a case of killing two birds with one stone I've decided to get some practice in via fat fuckers on mobility scooters. There's an abundance of them and ergo the reverse of criticality endangered. I just sit on the balcony and wait for one to come into range and then take out the tires first. Once reasonably immobilised my next shots are aimed behind the ear. As there's so much blubber for the pellets to pierce I've so far been unable to take one down, but it's one hell of a giggle, and more importantly I've been sharpening my marksmanship. Fortunately for you I'm no longer on the manor at present, but that could always change. If I do manage to bag you on your way back from Bargain Booze then I can assure you that I'll have you prize of place above the mantelpiece. I'd make sure not to miss that next checkup at Specsavers if I was you!

Laughing my bollocks off. Top drawer cunting, LCS!

Irony? If we were talking about being an iron hoof instead then I'd agree with you beyond any degree of reasonable doubt, and that you could easily stretch a 500 word post on the subject. Play to your strengths, Meyer, like acting the persecuted, red triangle emojis, and 3am pissed up rants. You can actually be quite funny when drop two of the above, but irony is certainly not your strong suit. Oh and drop the English teacher possessive apostrophe shite as it just makes you look like an even bigger cunt. This isn't the Oxford proof readers forum. No need to thank me, obviously!

You're giving an incredibly bad account of yourself in recent retorts. I think it's time you got the crayons out and go back to the drawing board. You repetitive fat fucker!

I'm pretty sure that the raspberry in the middle clip is sporting a Charlton FC top. Now this could just be coincidence or possibly the Judge attempting to make the 'Guinness World Records Book'. Special Brew has a reputation for not only early onset liver cirrhosis, but also convincing fucking idiots that Evil Knievel inspired stunts are possible.

Hahaha. You're welcome. Next time you might think twice when awarding a like to a monotonous post from the kike during one of our duels. I've got the fat fucker on the ropes in that thread. Beautiful!

Unfortunately the Nelson Mandela has been gradually watered down over the last couple of decades. When I first started drinking I'm sure it was over 5%. It had a bad press, but surely putting it into the same bracket as the weak as piss aussie lagers isn't the sharpest corporate decision, and I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it was a move to get the millennials on board. In the next twenty odd years we are going to be governed by these easily offended, weak as Fosters snowflakes, and the thought of these cunt's negotiating with a seventy odd year old Putin makes me shudder. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if we're back in the EU by then though.

I'd happily partake in a menage a trois with the blonde twins from Pat Sharpe's Fun-House. I might even let Pat watch the proceedings through a glory hole, but only if he chops that mullet off!

Happy New Year, Profers. You're definitely not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but slightly endearing nonetheless.

That rings a bell. I should have just done a Roops and Googled it, but Susanna Hoffs would definitely be anointed with the pork sword mate!

Was she the original Wonder-Woman, Eric? If so, I reckon it was the fuck-me-boots that sealed the deal. Even if it's a case of a body from Baywatch and a face from Crimewatch I'm in, literally. As long as she's wearing the above!

Unlike yourself, as there's absolutely no mention of scat. Will you be volunteering at Crufts this year?