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Major Cunt

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  1. I reckon we could go back to normal and either immunity or a working drug will nip it in the bud. Is this the first step into a form of fascism? I dunno, but there's far too many sheeple that need culling. Sheep being plentiful where you come from, and never deny a single males virginity.
  2. A nice bit of old school Basic coding, Ape. Fuck me it's been an eventful life....
  3. What have you got in mind, Frank? Send some PM's, and see what comes back. It's between olive branches or fuck off's. There are so many things and people to cunt right now! If you can't rustle something up, then you really are finished... Dazzle me Frank!
  4. That's a shame. I'm partial to a bit of Simon and Garfunkell, every now and again.
  5. The only note Franks ever held, had the Queens head on it. Apart from the note he wrote to the McCann's, professing that he's never been anywhere near the Algarve.
  6. Well, fuck me. I had no idea you were such a legal eagle. Maybe you should email Kier Starmer and proffer your services? He's gonna need all the help he can to get Russia Today off air.
  7. Been off site for a few days Jewdz, licking your wounds, eh. Looks like Mr Roops has you in checkmate.... You daft old bastard.
  8. The old sphincter not doing its job anymore, Frank? That's a combination of age and sexual orientation. On another note, there's a Camper Van owning kraut currently suspect number one in the McCann case. Must bring you immense relief!
  9. I was coming to that conclusion myself, Baws. The second statement depends on who's talking about you.
  10. You could be onto something there. I'm not sure whether to take this as an insult or praise? We'll find out soon enough. Sock puppet?
  11. Who is this tosser?
  12. It's been going on for quite some time. She's only liking Franco and Jewdys posts.
  13. Nope, I just wanna defend the castle if needs be.
  14. They used to have them in the Hueys in Vietnam I believe. I'll just settle for the mini-mi favoured by the SAS.
  15. There's a carrier group there permanently I believe, as the Yanks have just recommissioned a fleet. Anything they did nick we know about, and have tightened our shit up. 5G will probably be a trojan horse we're not dealing just with program source code.
  16. Out of likes. Serious piece of kit for all the above. I want it scaled down, hooked up to my pc, and pointing out the window.
  17. Bollocks Eric. Besides, I've just received a message via pidgeon from the Norfolk one. "Possibly make contact September" and could Bill pick the finest from the parlour, and myself supply an eighth of Thai weed.
  18. I'll say it again Trucking. It's nice to have fresh blood on the same page. The right blend of knowledge and comebacks. You're a cunt, go forth and prosper.
  19. Galloway is a cunt of galactic proportions, but I'll give him is dues where free speach is concerned. Despite him wanting to import Pakistan to blighty. A job his former party managed long, long ago.
  20. Indeed, Stubbs. I was watching a documentary on the naval air wing. First go up the AWAC surveillance planes, then high speed interceptors to protect them, followed by fighter bombers, and then stealth bombers F35s, I believe. They learnt so much in WW2 and other conflicts learning air supremacy is a prerequisite. Mind you, in the Battle of Britain we beat the krauts despite them having air supremacy due to skill and radar, but without radar we probably wouldn't have one. People speak of the German technology in WW2, but forget we had radar in planes at the close of war along with the jet engine, ect...
  21. Let's put this into context for a moment, Jimmy. The Vietnam war was never meant to be won, only sustained. So that the military industrial complex and their powerful lobbyists could make a fortune. The rules of engagement* were a fucking joke in Vietnam, and this is not going to be jungle warfare either. It will be fought as a naval battle mainly using aircraft carriers and missiles. There is no call for boots on the ground. China's gonna be all alone on this one due to pissing off their neighbours too. *Surface to air missile sites could only be attacked once fully assembled along with other equally foolish directives.
  22. The old Judge is obsessed with fudge packing in the big hoose. Maybe the handfuls of viagra have stopped working, or there's blockage of kebab meat in the colon that needs rodding.
  23. A true golfer must play all variants of the sport. That includes both pitch an putt, and crazy. I'm sure you'll get some practice in on your annual pilgrimage, from Cheshire to Skegness for a golfing holiday.
  24. They'd gain air superiority in the South China Sea if it comes to it, and the Chinks know this. There is the little matter of 11 billion barrels of crude.
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