Major Cunt

Surely the only skilled workers needed in New Zealand are either sheep farmers or sheep sheerer's. The other possibilities include slaughterhouse workers, and agricultural engineers. I did read that wealthy fat septics from Silicon Valley were spending fortunes on fall out shelters for the coming apocalypse. If your country is the safest place to hide in a nuclear war then no further evidence is needed on its irrelevance...

A classic, topical and well constructed nom by the Major. Now running at 22 pages. Come Biden's inauguration I'll follow it up, and am hoping there'll be a 'Snake Pliskin' character to add to the plot... The kind of thread @Frank could only dream of authoring. The useless balding bubble fuckwit.

We had a tenuous truce, Withers. It reminded of the time before the megalomaniac midget declared le republic, and the Royal Navy was sitting at anchor. I've no time to be getting into it with a geriatric goose fancier, and you do make me laugh on occasion. I've bigger fish to fry here right now. So like your country's fleet of trawlers. You can fuck right off!

You're right there. Old PaddySack gets a constant pasting regarding his nationality, it's EU dependant economy, and it being little more than a backwater tax haven. Regarding the CANZUK trade deal their certainly the poor relation. The only thing I know they're are renowned for export wise is lamb. Its a beautiful country but it costs a fucking fortune to visit, and I can't see postcards making the coffers overflow. @JohnnySaucePants is about as likely to reside in NZ as me sipping a daily pina colada on a Brazilian beach...

Do let me know next time you're planning to visit the West County, as myself, @Ape™️, @Stubby Pecker,and @Wolfie would like to arrange a gathering. I can't give you the full details right now, but do look forward to a surprise!

Could be. No doubt off his shrivelled bollocks on heavily stamped on peruvian. The man's does more lines than your average Premier League groundsman...

I'd imagine they all drew straws over who performed the deed, and the loosers had one hand clasping a Strongbow, and the other choking a different type of chicken. It's what passes for sport in the fens...

Couldn't have happened to a bigger cunt. If he survives (hopefully not), but will, considering he's got more dough than 'Windy Miller'. I'm. Predicting next year his car will be sponsored by 'BLM'. It's just a fucking shame they will not be building it, so I could laugh my tits off at the bouncing suspension and inevitable 100+ mph crash into a crowd barrier. The plastic ghetto rudeboy cunt.

That's the best rhetoric from a politican I've heard all year, Panz. I'm still waiting for her to slow down on the samosas and shed a few pounds though. Then she can drain my balls quicker than a sperm bank deposit, and prove my suspicion that's she's only reached such lofty heights by polishing the right pork swords. Her voice and demeanor definitely does it for me, but I think you'd have to be @Eddie to overcome that humongous derriere for a back scuttle...

Ffs. As I read the first sentence of that post and spotted the moniker I immediately thought Reptile. I was looking forward to instigating an Xbox smashing spacka attack. I new that creepy little fuckwit would return on a par with Plato.

So am i. Third generation Irish whose forebears had the sense to leave the godforsaken bogs of the emerald Isle. My grandfather fought in WW2 and was part of the British expeditionary force, and was completely uninterested in Irish politics. The North ends just above the North Midlands. So I suggest you spend your endless free time consulting the above map...

Your thoughts on the North are similar to mine, Dec's. It's a shithole mainly populated by Ostrich jockeys who spend the free time away from their corner shops raping teenage girls which is conveniently swept under the carpet. I'm all for either building another Haidrian's Wall 40ft high above Norfolk to keep the savages out, or just despersing VX nerve gas via a crop spraying aeroplane. We'll save @Roadkill though, and the city of Newcastle...

I think he might be speaking of Reptile. Who's oversized downs syndrome looking head is taking pride of place on my mantelpiece. I've also reserved a place for Frank!

Ernie seems like he's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic. I'd wager his anger around entitlement results from a DLA knockback.

Well, fuck me. I don't know how I've survived all these years without that information. You're definitely on the spectrum, Ernest. I suspect you're also under the care of the mental health services and have several dubious convictions...

You're opening gambit is both poorly thought out, and portrays a punter more suited to 'MumsNet'. Go jump in a bath holding a three bar heater. Fucking weasel...

I've always fancied seeing the Northern Lights, Weary. Watching the earth's magnetic field creating a dazzling aurora if my science is correct. I lived in Wiltshire for a while in a small village, and on a clear night the sky was beautiful. Its bollocks about carbon dioxide causing global warming as the chemicals used in industry are responsible. We all know plants need CO'2 in order to produce oxygen, but the devastation of the amazon rainforest and other forrests is upsetting the equilibrium.

I like this chap, Stubbs, he's showing potential despite being a fen dweller. One can only assume that his ancestry in the Norfolk area has yet to be diluted by generational inbreeding.

You'll learn the ropes round here if you last. The rule is, there ain't no rules. Feuds start at the drop of a hat with a misplaced comment, and occasionally the gloves come off, and we all piss ourselves laughing at a witty comment insinuating savilery, beastiality and an inappropriate relationship with a cousin...

It's none of your fucking business what @Decimuslikes. Jesus wept, you're as needy as my ex bird!

Better than a filthy rapist though. I'd have a pint with him any time. Scouse mug.

Was I really? If I care to remember it was more a discussion on the validity of Teddy Atlas. Teddy's a man of principle if you can be bothered to investigate. He also didn't miss out on the Tyson "gravy train" as he fucked off, and also carved out a nice niche for himself as a trainer, and now a pundit. I'm not denying Tyson was a great fighter, but he fought bums to pass through the rankings, and the times he came up against stiff competition he folded quicker than a Margate deckchair...

You're half right, Stubbs. Generally they prefer to lick the returned hamsters clean whilst furiously slapping the salami...

Teddy Atlas has every right to bare a grudge considering Tyson attempted to assault his teenage daughter. You know fuck all about fuck all. Continue defending a convicted rapist, fuckwit...