Major Cunt

Punkers receiving six likes, and making me laugh in the process. I've no idea what drugs you're taking, but don't consider abstinence any time soon!

Fuck knows. First he made a nom slagging the thieving cunts off, followed by the revelation he lives a stones throw from the dump.

That's a fair and insightful point, Weary, just look at how long it took to get rid of Abu Hamza. The icing on the bun was when he landed stateside, and was promptly relieved of his hooks citing they were potential weapons. Followed by a life sentence at the ADX supermax in Colorado. No contact with any other prisoners and nothing but a wall as a view. We could definitely take a page from the septics on how to deal with these cunts, but the legal system is infested with highly paid do-gooders, and the legal system dictated to from Brussels. Resulting in the high security prison estate infested by nutcases recruiting the next Manchester bomber!

No doubt a relishing prospect for the intellectually challenged scouser...

It's looking like the global lock-down has had more effect on the tonnes of peruvian coming out of South America than 40 years of the phony war on drugs according to the news. There's less freight leaving the source countries and exports are down about 50%. Obviously this is an unintended consequence of the global pandemic, and probably its only positive. It's only a matter of time before the stockpiles here run out, and hopefully the end result will be less addicts...

That's a fair point, Bill. It's also been disclosed that he's a self taught anthropologist. My favourite story regarding chancers has to be the bloke who practised as a barrister after buying a wig and gown from Ebay. He even managed to win a few cases, but came unstuck after he was found to be unfamiliar with certain judicial proceedings.

Is that 'The Earl of Spunkape' as your avatar? An inspired choice, btw.

Frank certainly lives a charmed life when it comes to the rulebook. I can think of at least three occasions where he's minced off scott free. He's either a part owner in the site, or has a credit line with admin...

Liverpool's a shitehole full of dogshit strewn streets, and whiny vowel strangling skagheads. Widnes, Birkenhead or Runcorn? Even worse than Liverpool. You shellsuit wearing moustached plastic scouse cunt!

I'll get me coat? Chop, chop, you've just pulled!

I don't need to be mystic fucking Meg to see you've just pulled a Roops...

Maybe he kept his fried chicken down the front of his lycra shorts.

I hate to break to you, Harry, but there's several resident realists. You might call them racists, but even your idol 'Uncle Joe Stalin' wasn't keen on those touched with the tarbrush...

Surely you've seen the posters, Frank? Relearn, retrain, and "Fatima's next job is in human resources, she just doesn't know it yet", ect. Fuck knows what you're going to do mate, but given your current output I'm predicting a life on DLA, and back to back episodes of 'Bullseye', or 'Jeremy Kyle'...

It certainly explains his incoherent ramblings. He makes Ratty look the poster boy of mental perfection. He's managed to run the gauntlet of abuse, and even made me laugh. Definitely a spacker, but a spacker with some character.

Are you on a different branch of the evolutionary tree then, Harry? If you're the missing link, and I track you down, fames a certainty!

I've just seen Trump on the telly. It looks like he's on more drugs than Hitler at a Nuremberg rally.

I watched an interesting documentary on the subject of Bigfoots, Yetis, and Snowmen. A fella called Lloyd Pye pointed out that only a small percentage of lowland forests had been foot surveyed. So the possibilities of solitary creatures living in these regions is possible. The Panda was thought to be a myth until the late 1800's, and the tales of similar creatures from other peoples unconnected can't be overlooked. I'm sceptical, but he made some interesting points.

Surely it should be released into the Congo's lowland mountains for purposes of conservation. As an ecologist, Stubbs, I would expect you to know your climates.

There's possibly some truth to this saga considering 'The Hit Factory' haven't produced a record since 89. Withers could have been the greatest contributer to the British music industry since 'Led Zeppelin'.

A Hammond is also a large organ, Frank. Then you appear on the thread. Coincidence, or fate...

Fucking hell. You wanna calm down, Reptile. At this rate you're gonna give yourself an aneurism, and your local authority funding full time carers. Is the avatar your passport photo? The incandescent rage makes more sense now...

That's quite a sweeping statement, Eric. I know fuck all about farmers, but Tony Martin's a legend in my book. He should have aimed for the head though, that's my only criticism.

Fucking hell. I didn't know Sidney Cooke's solicitor had joined us. Utterly indefensible. I have no idea on the sexual orientation of nonces, but they should all be hung from lampposts with a sign around their necks detailing their offence!

Me too. Forget about North Korea using nukes, its merely a bargaining chip for aid, and to prevent a land invasion. Ever since the Pakistanis got their grubby hands on the technology via theft it's been a concern. I seriously hope there's a program in place to disarm the fuckers, and I'm sure somethings in place. Their top nuclear scientist A. Q Khan was basically hawking his wares to any dictator with the cash before the yanks shut him down. They still refuse to deport him as he's a national hero. What an utter cunt!