Major Cunt
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Out of likes. With that sort of insight beware of decapitation via plate glass, or steeples falling from churches.
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America had actually drawn up invasion plans for Pakistan during the height of the Afghan conflict. A senior ex CIA analyst stated this during 'The 9/11 Intelligence War' documentary. The reasoning being the ISI not only arming the Taliban, but it's agents being caught or shot in exchanges. He said we had already invaded two Muslim countries so a third wouldn't matter. They should have ethnically cleansed the shithole, and given it back to India. As its only a matter of time before some religious zealot gets their fingers on the nuclear codes, and we're all fucked.
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Shape shifting reptilians, Frank. I've never been the same since hearing David Icke, and apparently the Queens one. I hear they've a preference for effeminate sloane rangers in white drainpipe jeans, and psychedelic patterned shirts.
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Shouldn't you be guarding a bridge, and demanding your palm's crossed with silver? I suppose even trolls get a Sunday off. If you class name dropping me in every post as turning me over then dementia's a real prospect. Ape gave you a good spanking the other day, and you fucked off sharpish. Unfortunately my breadstick legged chum the crowd is against you. Stick to the pro anorexia forums in future as times have changed here...
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There's no pandemic, you brainwashed arsehole. Just a severe curtailing of civil liberties, and a bunch of cunts wearing masks doing more harm than good. Do you have any idea of the ecological disaster caused by dumping billions of non biodegradable masks to landfills. Your stupidity is only matched by your ignorance...
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Yawn. The usual mundane idiotic bluster from a thick hormonal housewife... Serious question - what are you actually doing on this forum? You're incapable of debate and mimic Frank like a fucking Parrot. You bring nothing to the table except Google results. No humour, no validity to an opinion, and you're one of the three worst posters here. I'd suggest you stick to moderating, and leave the cunting to the professionals...
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I've just remembered a news article on some poor fucker who was taken up the chutney after leaving an Essex nightclub. Now I'm not one to go pointing fingers, but I'm sure LCS will take some comfort in being several time zones ahead.
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Now that's one hell of an idea, LCS. I fear you may have missed your true calling and end up a flying doctor in some one horse outback town. I'd strongly suggest you pitch the idea to 'ITV' and wait for the cheques to roll in. A Saturday night with a tongue in Michelle's beaver doesn't get much sweeter. Why on earth she married that fucking idiot from Essex is beyond me, and now the cunts making a splash stateside...
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More ludicrous piffle from the Corners Peter Tatchell. Quiet night in with Rahul and a bottle of Blue Nun? -
Ahh, the voice of the sheeple arrives. Quite ironic considering your place of birth. I find it staggering that an allegedly educated woman can be so fucking thick. When there herding you into a concentration camp you'll see the error of such blinkered thinking. Once again, common sense is not a prerequisite of intellect...
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Bullshit. The only club you're a member of is the 'Terence Higgins Trust', and the closest you've got to a golf course was a weekend break at Butlins. You're a flagrant turd burglar of incredibly poor breading who's teeth resemble a witch doctors necklace. Fucking Opus Dei wanker.
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Ever since the Gestapo like enforcement of the inter member acrimony rules from January things have gone down hill quicker than a Greek cunt off piste. Fortunately admin seem to have seen the error of their ways, but the horse has already bolted. We're missing several amusing punters who's creativity has been stifled, and called it a day. Harold's throwing more shit at the wall than a group of unsupervised toddlers. Johnny's delusions have placed him in New Zealand, and there's more trolls than a fucking fairy tale. Although the kickings of yesterday have restored my faith that we can salvage something half decent...
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He makes incredibly feeble attempts to pick the bones of the trolls targets. Exactly the same as Pen whose bollocks seem to grow upon Frank's arrival, and no doubt a twitch from its 10" yogurt sprayer. A pair of ubiquitous cunts who's departure wouldn't be noticed. Finding the Estate Agent was a reasonably simple task given his lack of Internet security. There's a crazy golf course nearby where he's no doubt a patron. What a pair of hanging on the trolls coatails useless cunts!
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Kayleigh McEnany,proof that covid can be passed on by a finger up the arse.
Major Cunt replied to Neil's topic in The Corner
I like her. During a White House press conference she was asked by some Washington Post leftist cunt "what the organisations name was". To which she replied "what organisation?“, “Black Lives Matter" he said, "you've just answered your own question", "next question please". She skilfully dealt with every single cunting hack in similar fashion. Easy on the eye too. She can polish my helmet any day of the week. -
I saw that on 'Vevo'. I'm not sure what's worse, the complete lack of coordination or its paltry 14 views. I was hoping it ended with a drop off a 30ft cliff face, but you can't have everything.
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Definitely not the best on here, Ed. I can think of at least seven punters ahead on my score sheet, and you're one of them. A low key approach which normally raises a chuckle. The leaderboard is by no way a reflection of quality bar Eric, and a few others. Then again one mans Armani is another mans Primark.
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Pen, I did it a bit more digging on the Birkenhead estate agency and it turns out that it's actually a letting agents. Their bread and butter seems to be the Universal Credit punter, but also cater to the fake African student market, along with the five Romanians to a bedroom. The annual Christmas party is held at the local clubhouse which explains the golfing obsession.
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It was a cheap shot, and also a flagrant breach of rule whatever. As I've told Mrs R on occasion, I'm one to break the rules not conform like a 'CC' drone. It's also true that a troll needs to feed, and there's been slim pickings as of late. So I honestly wouldn't be surprised to find the username Francine Kleftiko on a pro anorexia website. Instructing the assembled 5 stone waifs on the best implement for inducing vomit, or the best brand of laxative to clear undigested food. I'd also expect a Lady Gaga avatar, and directions on the best moment to flick a sausage of a plate during a family dinner.
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It used to be known as a Pirelli Necklace, Eric. It gets on my fucking tits how she's praised a freedom fighter. A domestic terrorist would be a more accurate description. What's most ironic is when the ANC seized power the blicks ended up worse off. Widespread corruption and ineptitude turned the jewel of Africa into a third world nation. Maybe apartheid is not such a bad thing after all...
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A topical hard hitting nom from the Major. @Frank I'm still waiting on the Spandau Ballet video, or a relevant thread? Pull your fucking finger out man, and no plagiarism either!
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Where the fuck have you been, Olly? The Judge has gone awol after Roops squeezed his bollocks, and Frank's back with the Kleftiko playbook. We need all old hands on deck. You north of the Tyne downs sufferer.
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This is more like it, @Frank
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That's one credible theory regarding the fucking wanker! Credit where it's due though, Stubbs. He's kept up the public school boy act since I joined, and has never once deviated from character. It's clear to all that he's a turd burglar with the constant noms regarding banditry. To quote Bill, "he's the most one dimensional punter here". I personally think he was an alter boy and was buggered senseless by a Runcorn priest resulting in delusion...
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Punkers, you might be interested to know that I've traced your IP address to an estate agency in Birkenhead. Its technically Cheshire...
