Major Cunt
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Don't put up with his shit, Gypers. @Frank watch your fucking step insulting ladies, as you really wouldn't wanna meet me in the flesh. I didn't spend those lost years making matchstick models. I was either in the gym or smoking ganja. My contacts stretch far and wide as I'm incredibly affable, and tech savy. You've just been yellow carded!
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Apparently, (a word that's used a lot in the current climate) David Chase has decided to put the theories to rest, and release an episode showing whether Tony got whacked or not. Little Carmine could have engineered it, but he didn't wanna be boss of the family. Personally my money's on Butch as the natural successor, and he wasn't a fan of Tony!
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Bollocks. You're a garibaldi Frank, completely obsolete from the 80's onward. I'm one of the best on here. I'm also heavily intoxicated, and the only buttons you press are on a Stana Stair-Lift these days. It's good to know I can still rile you with incredible ease. You useless cunt!
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Pauline Walnuts is a good call, Eric. My favorite character was Johnny Sack Sacramoni, he played that part so well, and I loved his rants. He also never grassed anybody up when he copped a 15 stretch. The Shah of Iran aka Phill was a cunt though! He said "20 years without a fucking peep" at every opportunity. Carmine Lupertazi and Junior are my second choice though.
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My opinion of you as a repetitive, Rocky video posting, epileptic in a strobe light dancing cunt, hasn't changed. However, my feelings of wanting to break your Swan Vesta like legs has subsided. I have no idea what's caused this sudden change of heart, but I'm hoping my olive branch will be accepted. I know you definitely have some pull with the proprietors, possibly one of them? So make the call, and bail out Dec's. This place is improving slightly, but we need some first team magic. He's the Connor Gallagher of the corner. You know it makes sense, Francois!
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Indeed. I've never seen you cunt anyone off enough to land up there, apart from Frank, but you kept it within the guidelines. Something about suggesting he regail dementia patients with his playboy lifestyle.
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Just a quick question, Punkers. I've information you were in Barrymores' pool that fatefull night with 20 Royhpnol in a tied condom. I'm just wondering whether it was to make your chipolata look bigger, or was it fowl intent? Obviously that stays between the punters of CC...
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I'm in full agreement, Neil, but the horse has already bolted. There's thousands of these fuckers plotting and scheming to kill the perceived infidels. The only party that's got the bollocks to close the borders is the BNP, and they haven't got a snowballs. You could waste your time voting for UKIP, but Farage isn't going to deny his benefactors cheap Labour. This country is fucked. Pick up any local paper from any city, and revel in the cultural enrichment!
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Well, you could twist the plot. Making Oskar Schindler far less benevolent, using forced prostitution, and working his employed labour to death on meager rations. Its ending could see him sailing off to Venezuela with half a ton of gold, and a couple of aryan beauties on each arm.
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What did you get a bit of porridge for, Trucking? Where it as a badge of honour mate. All quality cunters spend a bit of time in the cooler.
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It wasn't that bad Gyps, but maybe drop the g from "broadcasting".
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You're a fucking idiot of the highest calibre. You contribute fuck all to the site, and are way out of your depth here! Take the hints, cunt!
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That's an interesting point Drew. If the yank old bill had been running late, he'd probably be dead via overdose, and this whole shit-storm could have been avoided. Fortunately its the Americans problem, and I honestly don't get these cunts over here defacing statues. Fuck me the slave trade ended 200 odd years ago, and if there had never been one Peckham could have been like Maidenhead. These people should really celebrate the slave trade. It saved them from a Ugandan mud hut.
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I don't think I'm in a pickle. I will however concede that the information I was given re The Rehabilitation of Offenders Act 1974 was wrong, I'll give you that. However, my sentence on appeal was under 4 years, deliberately given so that it didn't effect the next 60 odd years of my life. I'm incredibly grateful for that. These judges are not always the out of touch old codgers their perceived as!
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I wouldn't hold your breath Bill. You will not see this mentioned on any mainstream media outlet, Channel 4 in particular.
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It's a common issue, and testing on every single os, and browser for every eventual possibility isn't plausible. As you well know, these fixes are done on the hoof with a patch or two, that's why we have updates. Personally, I've had no problems bar one server connection issue. The three dot ellipses also needs a label to the left containing the text "Options", just an idea?
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Any dodgy garage could have done that Stubbs, the old fashioned 'cut and shut'. It's a shame they didn't weld its fingers together!
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This is going to completely backfire on the cunts at the Brussels Buggery Corporation, as their pushing the agenda too fast. I can honestly see a massive rise in white nationalism (being patriotic). We could see a return to strength of organisations like Combat 18, and the BNP. White working class Britain is sick to the back teeth of this apologist attitude, and the Guardian reading middle class's fawning. I've never owned any slaves, and neither have any of my living relatives. There may have been in the past, but that's not my fucking fault, or any other living whites. We should be proud of our history. We gave many former colonies a system of law, language, architecture, and brought them out of the stone age, India being a prime example. All this is gonna take is an orator on the level of Enoch Powell, and things could turn quite ugly. I personally don't watch the beeb on principle, unless I'm checking the weather!
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I disagree on that. There incredibly hypersexual, and go down quicker than an old lady on a frosty morning. The outfits just an added bonus!
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Are you a fucking solicitor as well now? Your ego is unbelievable, I really do pity Mr Roops! If he ever needs a friendly chat, do point him in my direction. I've dealt with my fare share of armchair experts in the past, but you really are in a league of your own.
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Yes, and so would I. I'd also like to see a team of navis dig a 10 mile trench between our respective countries. I notice we're still financing your free prescriptions ect.
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Do you know anything at all about disclosing convictions? Generally, it's only relevant if you're going into certain professions. My conviction is non violent, isn't sexual, and if anything has taught me a lot about life. My conviction is considered spent, and my current boss didn't even ask. He's more concerned with deadlines being met, and my ability to work in a team. You're jealous Roops that's all. I do a job that you don't have the brain, or logic for. I know the truth, and that is all that matters. I congratulate you on getting clean though, it can't have been easy.
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There was no need to disclose the appeal at the time, and I still served just under two years. I think you're far more of a schmuck (ridiculous yank terminology) than me. You've been done Roops, except it and move on. Your inability to take it on the chin unless there's a tenner involved is your achilles heel.
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The sentencing judge failed to follow the guidelines in my sentencing regarding my age, previous good character, and rehabilitation. The appeal judge found the sentence excessive when my case came before him, and I was re-sentenced to 3 years 10 months. The barrister that handled that appeal is now a QC, and he skillfully got me out of the shit.
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On the subject of tinfoil origami, I've just made an interesting connection. Now you live in Stroud which also happens to have a 40 bed rehab, right? Now let's say on average that rehab releases 60 odd addicts a year on the local population. I'm beginning to become more, and more convinced that you were once a resident. I've never heard that saying before, but reading between the lines I'd say your an ex smackhead Mrs Google? You've also never heard of an appeal against sentence either, but I'm guessing you have now, given the current evidence. The need for that giant ego to be stroked has become your downfall. Marvelous!
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