applescruff14 Posted December 10, 2017 Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 On 06/12/2017 at 9:49 PM, Stubby Pecker said: Maybe we could send a team of 12 year old girls who'd show more fight that these gutless cunts. We can beat the Aussies who have a poor side, apart from their bowlers who we make look good Don't sound a bad idea, I agree we are just making them look good as they are no better than what we are. But I do think that wickets are being doctored and umpires are helping the Aussies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 10, 2017 Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 On 06/12/2017 at 8:46 AM, Lady Penelope said: do you like pipistrelle and long eared bats? I saw that woman again I spoke to back in 2014 the other day, I stopped her and asked her if she was ever on a dating site, she totally denied it. (Lying bitch!!) I saw her about 10 minutes later walking towards me, I crossed the road pretty quick. At least I can say I have met her and spoken to her. She is very stern looking and sounding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 10, 2017 Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 On 05/12/2017 at 6:10 PM, Fender777 said: We have a chance if we bat properly. 3-0 this time next week, my prediction spot on as well. It was so obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 10, 2017 Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 On 05/12/2017 at 7:16 PM, nocti said: You're a fucking weird cunt, Scruffers. I saw that woman who cut my hair again, she smiled at me but comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt or Donald Trump to Abraham Lincoln. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 10, 2017 Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 6 hours ago, applescruff14 said: I saw that woman who cut my hair again, she smiled at me but comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt or Donald Trump to Abraham Lincoln. Don't go in the graveyard tonight... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 10, 2017 Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 15 hours ago, applescruff14 said: I saw that woman again I spoke to back in 2014 the other day, I stopped her and asked her if she was ever on a dating site, she totally denied it. (Lying bitch!!) I saw her about 10 minutes later walking towards me, I crossed the road pretty quick. At least I can say I have met her and spoken to her. She is very stern looking and sounding. 15 hours ago, applescruff14 said: I saw that woman who cut my hair again, she smiled at me but comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt or Donald Trump to Abraham Lincoln. Please, shut the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 On 10/12/2017 at 11:32 AM, Stubby Pecker said: Don't go in the graveyard tonight... Horrible Horrible man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 On 10/12/2017 at 5:09 AM, applescruff14 said: I saw that woman who cut my hair again, she smiled at me but comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt or Donald Trump to Abraham Lincoln. 'Smiled at you', eh? Reminds me of the School Pubescent Male Co-Efficient (steady there, Punkers!) whereby any vaguely sexual act could be exaggerated in hindsight to a factor of 10 and never be challenged. You as good as got 'tops and fingers' there mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 8 hours ago, applescruff14 said: Horrible Horrible man What do you think about comparing him to the don? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: What do you think about comparing him to the don? Rolf Harris to Rembrandt . Thought i would say it before Apple does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 15 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: What do you think about comparing him to the don? How good would Donald Bradman be in today's cricket would be a better question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 16 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: What do you think about comparing him to the don? Stoneman has been our standout player in this series, really adapted to Australian conditions, was crap back in the summer. All in vain really as Ashes will be gone at the weekend, Monday if we can perform a miracle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 Bollocks, just before lunch them cunts strike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 2 hours ago, applescruff14 said: How good would Donald Bradman be in today's cricket would be a better question. Probably pretty good. His stats standout so much, he would have scored century after century. Granted, there would have probably been some ultra shit bowling to feast on, but if we took away the wickets the Sri Lankan chucker took against Bangladesh and Zimbabwe (post Flower, Goowin, Streak era) or indeed the runs mainly the Asian teams plundered against there pop gun bowling attacks..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 Well flip my 'South African born plus ginger Yorkshireman' hat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Probably pretty good. His stats standout so much, he would have scored century after century. Granted, there would have probably been some ultra shit bowling to feast on, but if we took away the wickets the Sri Lankan chucker took against Bangladesh and Zimbabwe (post Flower, Goowin, Streak era) or indeed the runs mainly the Asian teams plundered against there pop gun bowling attacks..... Old cunt would be well into his dotage now. I'd bloody do him, especially if my off cutter was working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 10 hours ago, applescruff14 said: Bollocks, just before lunch them cunts strike. i would have bowled the Don out easy, with a cannonball i might add. Brian Lara is the best batsman in my opinion, loved watching him play apart from when he played against England of course.Anyway England have made a great start to this match, do you think they have a chance..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Fender777 said: i would have bowled the Don out easy, with a cannonball i might add. Brian Lara is the best batsman in my opinion, loved watching him play apart from when he played against England of course.Anyway England have made a great start to this match, do you think they have a chance..? Agreed, Lara was the best of him generation, we won many matches single hander, especially against the aussie shit cuts. To put Tendulkars runs in perspective, many were scored on subcontinent feather beds in a team of star performers. In this game, lets see how the aussies bat, hopefully they'll bottle it like their 2nd inns in Adelaide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Agreed, Lara was the best of him generation, we won many matches single hander, especially against the aussie shit cuts. To put Tendulkars runs in perspective, many were scored on subcontinent feather beds in a team of star performers. In this game, lets see how the aussies bat, hopefully they'll bottle it like their 2nd inns in Adelaide We have to make 500+ i reckon, if we do then we should win the match and who knows, maybe the momentum will go with England, can't see Apple being that positive though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Agreed, Lara was the best of him generation, we won many matches single hander, especially against the aussie shit cuts. To put Tendulkars runs in perspective, many were scored on subcontinent feather beds in a team of star performers. In this game, lets see how the aussies bat, hopefully they'll bottle it like their 2nd inns in Adelaide Looks a featherbed to me and our guys haven't got the raw pace of the Aussies. Going to have to do it McGrath-style, stick to the plan and hope scoreboard pressure makes them fuck up. ...and yeah 500 would go a long way to helping the above scenario Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 5 hours ago, Fender777 said: We have to make 500+ i reckon, if we do then we should win the match and who knows, maybe the momentum will go with England, can't see Apple being that positive though. 5th test Chennai, India v England 2016. Eng: 477 India: 759/7d Eng: 207 India won by an innings and 75 runs This is how I envisage this test but don't think England will score 477,this partnership is a flash in the pan and will be broken very early in the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 6 hours ago, Fender777 said: i would have bowled the Don out easy, with a cannonball i might add. Brian Lara is the best batsman in my opinion, loved watching him play apart from when he played against England of course.Anyway England have made a great start to this match, do you think they have a chance..? No I don't, winning this test would mean a first win at Perth in 39 years and only a second win there ever. This England team won't pull this off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 14 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Probably pretty good. His stats standout so much, he would have scored century after century. Granted, there would have probably been some ultra shit bowling to feast on, but if we took away the wickets the Sri Lankan chucker took against Bangladesh and Zimbabwe (post Flower, Goowin, Streak era) or indeed the runs mainly the Asian teams plundered against there pop gun bowling attacks..... Maybe, cricket doesn't have the reputations it used too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 1 minute ago, applescruff14 said: Maybe, cricket doesn't have the reputations it used too. Stop it Apple, I won't sleep with worry... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 55 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: No I don't, winning this test would mean a first win at Perth in 39 years and only a second win there ever. This England team won't pull this off. England 879 for 5 dec Convicts 12 all out Convicts 2nd innings 27 all out England win by an innings and 840 Runs. Breaking many records, what do you think about those Apples..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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