Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 Amen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 14 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: This is not just another mere seafood analogy, this is at least, notable. We have today witnessed the creation of a new and possibly universally adoptable, funny as fuck, metaphor. Mellow your intransigence and give the cunt a like. Thank you Bugsy. Your support in this matter is warmly appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Thank you Bugsy. Your support in this matter is warmly appreciated. Every man jack of us digs the haddock sluice moniker Eric, 6 likes and counting from some big hitters. Good darts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: My main idea this evening is winding you up, spud boy. Say hi to Gerry Adams the bearded nonce, next time you see him down the pub. Now who's the grass? Fuck off Stubby, I have stank out of the house on account of my missus totally hating me. I have a loaded arizer at hand and a pint on the go- should I watch blade runner or 3 bills?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: I'll be gentle with you 'cos I suspect you are still in an unhappy place, but really Eric, resorting to yet another seafood analogy goes some way in explaining why you are hired for your brawn rather than your brain, but be that as it may, if you subject the pic to image software and increase the light/shadow ratio you'll see your theory is as reliable as your "I was there but you weren't" pony. Was the picture of you? Simple yes or no answer please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Ape said: Was the picture of you? Simple yes or no answer please. I’ve been looking so long at these pictures of you, and I’ve always believed that they’re queer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 Quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 5 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I’ve been looking so long at these pictures of you, and I’ve always believed that they’re queer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 5 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Stubby, I have stank out of the house on account of my missus totally hating me. I have a loaded arizer at hand and a pint on the go- should I watch blade runner or 3 bills?? I'd skip the film, it's far too late for that shit. Smoke your weed or whatever the fuck it is, drink your pint (of spunk one assumes) and think about what delights you can treat your lovely mrs to over the weekend. I'd suggest a nice walk in the countryside, pub lunch with you staying sober then perhaps some anal on your return to cockfinger towers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Every man jack of us digs the haddock sluice moniker Eric, 6 likes and counting from some big hitters. Good darts don't encourage his arse Stub, he'll only start doing all the corgi shit again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 14 minutes ago, Ape said: Was the picture of you? Simple yes or no answer please. Fairly safe bet that it was. Otherwise, why get so cunty about someone pointing out that the beer gut had been airbrushed out. Followed by a load of shite about forensic level photo enhancement technology bollocks, that no cunt bar 'Dexter' or 'Quincy ME' would have access to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: don't encourage his arse Stub, he'll only start doing all the corgi shit again I have never installed a combi-boiler in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I have never installed a combi-boiler in my life. It seems the cunt who installed our boiler had a similar level of experience to your good self.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 13 minutes ago, ratcum said: don't encourage his arse Stub, he'll only start doing all the corgi shit again Never mind this shite you mental slag, give me a like! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Never mind this shite you mental slag, give me a like! I'm the only cunt who's ever got one off of him Stubby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fairly safe bet that it was. Otherwise, why get so cunty about someone pointing out that the beer gut had been airbrushed out. Followed by a load of shite about forensic level photo enhancement technology bollocks, that no cunt bar 'Dexter' or 'Quincy ME' would have access to. If it is indeed a picture of her, then she’s more of a egocentric narcissist than I previously thought.Truly unbearable, in every way. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm the only cunt who's ever got one off of him Stubby. I'll get a ratlike if it kills me, screen shot the motherfucker and use it as my avatar. It'll soon be hole digging season at rattys manor with more reminiscing of Aunty Vi's knitting needle and sink plunger exploits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'll get a ratlike if it kills me, screen shot the motherfucker and use it as my avatar. It'll soon be hole digging season at rattys manor with more reminiscing of Aunty Vi's knitting needle and sink plunger exploits Don't forget about when she had Phlegm during the blitz and used to bring down Messerschmitts by gobbing at them. Amazing woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't forget about when she had Phlegm during the blitz and used to bring down Messerschmitts by gobbing at them. Amazing woman. Amazing that her nephew turned out to be such a committed nazi! Maybe one of these third reichers was bought down in vegi garden and a young ratty was indoctrinated? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Amazing that her nephew turned out to be such a committed nazi! Maybe one of these third reichers was bought down in vegi garden and a young ratty was indoctrinated? Don't be fooled, she knew full well that they had parachutes and shooting them down was a sure-fire opportunity to meet handsome young Nazis'. And grab 160 square yards of silk into the bargain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Thank you Bugsy. Your support in this matter is warmly appreciated. De nada. If you're not otherwise engaged this weekend, fancy meeting up for a scrap under a random train station clock somewhere? We could meet afterwards in the local Travelodge bar for a post match piss up and debrief. I shan't be drinking though, as I'll be driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 10, 2018 Report Share Posted March 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: De nada. If you're not otherwise engaged this weekend, fancy meeting up for a scrap under a random train station clock somewhere? We could meet afterwards in the local Travelodge bar for a post match piss up and debrief. I shan't be drinking though, as I'll be driving. Of course. Would you mind meeting me as I disembark the fictional train upon which I shall be travelling? I'll bring fictional burgers from my fictional place of work so we won't go hungry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted March 10, 2018 Report Share Posted March 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Of course. Would you mind meeting me as I disembark the fictional train upon which I shall be travelling? I'll bring fictional burgers from my fictional place of work so we won't go hungry. Splendid. I'll go and borrow some petrol money from me old ma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 10, 2018 Report Share Posted March 10, 2018 Just now, Trumpton Bacon said: Splendid. I'll go and borrow some petrol money from me old ma. Super! Looking forward to being punched in the face by you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted March 10, 2018 Report Share Posted March 10, 2018 4 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Wasn't a statement. .I asked a question isall flakey baby ..are minor tasks challenging to you?..do you soil yourself Panzerknacker Oh ok it was just a question I get you, no to both then. Here's a question for you for someone who proclaims not to be bothered in anyway about brexit do you bore everyone else to death with it 24/7? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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