Stubby Pecker Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 6 minutes ago, Miss Penelope said: I would rather you drank Cillit Bang. I'd rather a pallet of the stuff fell on you from 30 feet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 11 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: The only excitement I get nowadays is when I examine the contents of my catheter. Oh come my good man, the banter we all share here is more exciting than a drink and drug fuelled binge with a pair of £1000 a night posititutes, surely? Speaking of snorting coke off a hookers nipples, where rick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Oh come my good man, the banter we all share here is more exciting than a drink and drug fuelled binge with a pair of £1000 a night posititutes, surely? Speaking of snorting coke off a hookers nipples, where rick? I think he is walking up Kilimanjaro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I think he is walking up Kilimanjaro. Wanking off the natives of Kilimanjaro perhaps? In an effort to fill Punkapes spunk stained shoes no doubt I'll stop there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I think he is walking up Kilimanjaro. I can't keep up with all the fucking euphemisms these days. Whatever it is, he's a filthy bastard who needs to sort himself out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, nocti said: I can't keep up with all the fucking euphemisms these days. Whatever it is, he's a filthy bastard who needs to sort himself out. Reading Nocti is like pissing in one's swimming trunks; naughty but strangely comforting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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