Erectile disfunctionin older gents

[Penny Farthing]

23 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

"......surrounded by cctv a tracker and anpr cameras and no one knows where the fuck it is,"

I can understand your pain regarding the cctv camera.  Have you looked in the boot of your car?  

Fucking hell, that one's deep .. some of the thick cunts here will not get back to the surface in time.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

22 minutes ago, Anon said:

Fucking hell, that one's deep .. some of the thick cunts here will not get back to the surface in time.

It's Sunday. Most of 'em will still be at Church.

[Cuntybaws]

2 hours ago, Anon said:

Fucking hell, that one's deep .. some of the thick cunts here will not get back to the surface in time.

Not Waving but Drowning.

[Penny Farthing]

7 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

It's Sunday. Most of 'em will still be at Church.

If you were Irish you would be clever enough to be the Tee Shock.

[Guest judgetwi]

On 7/14/2018 at 8:06 AM, Monumental cunt said:

The existence of erectile disfunction or Apeslimpcock disease as it’s know in the Lancet, is now widely discussed and solutions with viagra advertised openly on the Telly.     Back in the day this simply was not a topic on the agenda.  It was never spoken about and I have a couple of theories about it.  The first part is that back in the day, women were on the whole slimmer, fitter, more physically active and therefore possibly it could be argued more,in shape and ergo sexier.  Never mind the mantelpiece if the fire felt good you could poke it.   Whereas in recent years what would have been a reasonable slim fit pert Mrs but facially not a looker, is now also a short, fat, round, sausage fingered, orange peeled, elephantitis legged, lard monster. I.e) Roops.   So if women are now fucking horrible fat messes, no wonder their poor old fella can’t get his cock hard.   Iam possibly  in the target market for such viagra products but I never have any problems functioning.   I do have a Mrs who is a slim, pert, olive skinned delight to stimulate me in my time of need, so I figure they should also run adverts.    Erectile dissfunction,  you cunts need a new Mrs,  fuck her off, the miserable old fat sow and get yourself a physically fit in shape woman, doesn’t have to be younger, just in shape and see how your old man works for that.   All viagra cunts should put their wives on a diet or simply pack their bags.  That’s my solution for Apelimpscock disease which is a cunt if you catch it.  

The second part of the theory is that blokes now have access to far too much porn. It’s on the laptop, it’s on the iPad, it’s even on their phone.  It’s everywhere.  So how many blokes can last a week without some refreshment?  I bet most blokes with fat ugly pudding sat in bed next to them prefer to knock one out to the readily accessible porn than fuck their blubber monster.  So when she starts to heave her fat carcass on top for a Saturday night special, it’s no wonder the poor cunt can’t get excited.  One he can’t bear to look at the fucking whale, two he’s already shot his muck 8 times that weeks to Dillon Harpers porn adventures on the inter web.   

So all you fucking fat messes out there, sort yourselves out you fucking fat cunts and maybe your fella might pop one up you sometime without the use of some tablets and scaffolding for his cock.

Thank you for this invaluable advice. However, if i was as rich as you I could probably pull untold quality crumpet left , right and centre. You have a very questionable attitude towards women .

Are you Rupert Murdoch?

 

[Guest N/A]

38 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Thank you for this invaluable advice. However, if i was as rich as you I could probably pull untold quality crumpet left , right and centre. You have a very questionable attitude towards women .

Are you Rupert Murdoch?

 

Nah mate, just an average joe.    

[White Cunt]

On 7/14/2018 at 11:19 PM, Monumental cunt said:

I was thinking it should be in every doctors waiting room, on the back of every bus, every weetabix box and linked to every Facebook page. But other than that, keep it low key.

Fatties' first medical stop is usually the casualty boiler room, following a crane pick up collection. Buses? In the old days - indeed. These days, most of those cunts travel unabated in disability-adapted vehicles, courtesy of the tax payer. A shopping mall entrance port may catch the demographic more effectively. So would the sides of Easy Jet planes and duty free shops. Weetabix are far too low on sugar and saturated fat. No self-respecting fat cunt can be caught nobling these. You have to start with Chocolate Krave and Poptarts as a base. Facebook - provided the fat floater is awake and well fed, may just do the business.

[Guest N/A]

10 hours ago, White Cunt said:

Fatties' first medical stop is usually the casualty boiler room, following a crane pick up collection. Buses? In the old days - indeed. These days, most of those cunts travel unabated in disability-adapted vehicles, courtesy of the tax payer. A shopping mall entrance port may catch the demographic more effectively. So would the sides of Easy Jet planes and duty free shops. Weetabix are far too low on sugar and saturated fat. No self-respecting fat cunt can be caught nobling these. You have to start with Chocolate Krave and Poptarts as a base. Facebook - provided the fat floater is awake and well fed, may just do the business.

I agree... I was way too wide of the mark with the lard arse demographic.  Advertising on fast food baxes, 3 litre fizzy drinks bottles, chip shop walls and at the benefits Centre.  Maybe one or two adverts on social media, maybe on Hungry House and Dominos.  That should cover it.  

Mad men, fuck em, it’s a piece of piss this advertising lark.   Know your fat cunt.