Last Cunt Standing Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 What the fuck is wrong with these people? Dude? Fucking Dude? Commonly found congregating around their VW Camper in festering shiteholes like Rock and Fowey, these wetsuited blobs have never really moved on from the long hair Full Moon party phase of their lives, even though they now work in a council accounts office, pay the the mortgage on a dismal Semi in Swindon, and chuck a snotty one up a tubby wife called Tracey every six weeks while she watches the Hollyoaks omnibus. And now the PM in waiting wants to resurrect Dude from the linguistic graveyard as some badge of honour. I expect Four Horsemen are saddling up as we speak. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 Can I just add, cunts who describe every person, situation, object or occurrence as.. "Random!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 43 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Can I just add, cunts who describe every person, situation, object or occurrence as.. "Random!" Hey Dude! I like what you are saying here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 51 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: What the fuck is wrong with these people? Dude? Fucking Dude? Commonly found congregating around their VW Camper in festering shiteholes like Rock and Fowey, these wetsuited blobs have never really moved on from the long hair Full Moon party phase of their lives, even though they now work in a council accounts office, pay the the mortgage on a dismal Semi in Swindon, and chuck a snotty one up a tubby wife called Tracey every six weeks while she watches the Hollyoaks omnibus. And now the PM in waiting wants to resurrect Dude from the linguistic graveyard as some badge of honour. I expect Four Horsemen are saddling up as we speak. Wicked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 Just now, Glowworm said: Wicked! I hope you shatter your paper-thin pelvis falling off your fucking skateboard and die screaming of internal haemorrhaging from the shards shredding your femoral artery. Disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 16 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I hope you shatter your paper-thin pelvis falling off your fucking skateboard and die screaming of internal haemorrhaging from the shards shredding your femoral artery. Disgusting. Proper Geordie poetry. Like a young Tommy Armstrong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: I hope you shatter your paper-thin pelvis falling off your fucking skateboard and die screaming of internal haemorrhaging from the shards shredding your femoral artery. Disgusting. Ace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 20 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Ace! Rad... ium Girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 9 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Rad... ium Girl. Rrrrrr-andom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: Hey Dude! I like what you are saying here. Hey Dude, don't make it bad, take a sad song and make it better 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 32 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Rad... ium Girl. Cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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camberwell gypsy Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: Cool. Pen, you know I hate it when cunts say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Pen, you know I hate it when cunts say that. Golly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Pen, you know I hate it when cunts say that. At least it wasn't "spelt" --> kewl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Salty Piss Flap said: At least it wasn't "spelt" --> kewl. Krazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 Just now, Glowworm said: Krazy Cray-cray. Or is it kray-kray? I don't know. I'm sick of it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Krazy I'm so super pissed off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm so super pissed off. Gosh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 33 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Gosh. Alder Hey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Is that a picture of Neil round her neck, cracking one out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 11 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: What the fuck is wrong with these people? Dude? Fucking Dude? Commonly found congregating around their VW Camper in festering shiteholes like Rock and Fowey, these wetsuited blobs have never really moved on from the long hair Full Moon party phase of their lives, even though they now work in a council accounts office, pay the the mortgage on a dismal Semi in Swindon, and chuck a snotty one up a tubby wife called Tracey every six weeks while she watches the Hollyoaks omnibus. And now the PM in waiting wants to resurrect Dude from the linguistic graveyard as some badge of honour. I expect Four Horsemen are saddling up as we speak. Oh dear remoaner boy. The brain boxes on here thought that you were trotting out the usual, and justified to be fair, criticism of Americanisms. They didn’t realise you were having a pop at Boris.....yes , despite Pansy boy putting up two recent noms about the cunt Mr Billy Bigbollocks has to do his own thing because, let’s face it, Pansy is working class and doesn’t count in your libtard world. So the referendum result didn’t go your way and you cry. Trump gets elected and you cry. Johnson gets elected and you cry. Like all neo liberals you don’t like elections that don’t go your way so you cry like a child. Still , at least we know you are in Oz, or pretend to be. That gives me lots of opportunities to wind you up and make you embarrass yourself with the usual childlike internet abuse. 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 12 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Oh dear remoaner boy. The brain boxes on here thought that you were trotting out the usual, and justified to be fair, criticism of Americanisms. They didn’t realise you were having a pop at Boris.....yes , despite Pansy boy putting up two recent noms about the cunt Mr Billy Bigbollocks has to do his own thing because, let’s face it, Pansy is working class and doesn’t count in your libtard world. So the referendum result didn’t go your way and you cry. Trump gets elected and you cry. Johnson gets elected and you cry. Like all neo liberals you don’t like elections that don’t go your way so you cry like a child. Still , at least we know you are in Oz, or pretend to be. That gives me lots of opportunities to wind you up and make you embarrass yourself with the usual childlike internet abuse. 😀 Most if not all, realised he was having a pop at Boris. You really are a deluded, misanthropic, self superior fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 And you are a back tracker so fucking clever after the event. Give that tongue a rest for fucks sake. Try having an opinion of your own for once in your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 24, 2019 Report Share Posted July 24, 2019 12 minutes ago, judgetwi said: And you are a back tracker so fucking clever after the event. Give that tongue a rest for fucks sake. Try having an opinion of your own for once in your life. You genuinely believe that you're the only one who realised it was a criticism of Bojo? If anyone else realised, they're lying and just copying you?.. I think you actually believe that. You're not thick, that much is clear. But there are some seriously deluded, fucked up things going on in your melon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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