and Posted February 6, 2020 Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 'Free with her favours' singist, Madonna, has recently been playing concerts in London, apparently at one gig she came out with this comment ‘What do you call a man with a small penis? The answer is, I wouldn’t fucking know. I’ve never been with a guy with a small dick'.! Well, there's an opportunity, I thought. Scouring the internet for her phone number, I discovered I was wasting my time (she's ex-directory) Seems I'll never get to give her what she's obviously been missing. But anyway, what sort of trollop shamelessly announces to the world that she has a cunt like a bucket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 6, 2020 Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 27 minutes ago, Joker said: 'Free with her favours' singist, Madonna, has recently been playing concerts in London, apparently at one gig she came out with this comment ‘What do you call a man with a small penis? The answer is, I wouldn’t fucking know. I’ve never been with a guy with a small dick'.! Well, there's an opportunity, I thought. Scouring the internet for her phone number, I discovered I was wasting my time (she's ex-directory) Seems I'll never get to give her what she's obviously been missing. But anyway, what sort of trollop shamelessly announces to the world that she has a cunt like a bucket? Is she masturbating or just checking the depth and width? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 32 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Is she masturbating or just checking the depth and width? Both! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 6, 2020 Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: Is she masturbating or just checking the depth and width? Looking for the handle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 6, 2020 Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 9 hours ago, Joker said: 'Free with her favours' singist, Madonna, has recently been playing concerts in London, apparently at one gig she came out with this comment ‘What do you call a man with a small penis? The answer is, I wouldn’t fucking know. I’ve never been with a guy with a small dick'.! Well, there's an opportunity, I thought. Scouring the internet for her phone number, I discovered I was wasting my time (she's ex-directory) Seems I'll never get to give her what she's obviously been missing. But anyway, what sort of trollop shamelessly announces to the world that she has a cunt like a bucket? You do realise that every cunt on here will now be quoting her songs don't you? Well not me. No way. She's probably slipping her finger Into the Groove. DOH!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 7, 2020 Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 There’s been a hell of a lot of traffic up that particular avenue over the years so her problem is understandable. I read something somewhere that women can have fanny tightening operations these days. I would suggest Madge explores this possibility before she has to turn to elephants and bull rhinos. Slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 7, 2020 Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 Some one should break it to Madonna - no one wants to see or hear about her beastly vagina anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 7, 2020 Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 1 minute ago, Jiggerycock said: Some one should break it to Madonna - no one wants to see or hear about her beastly vagina anymore I agree. Hang her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 22 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You do realise that every cunt on here will now be quoting her songs don't you? Well not me. No way. She's probably slipping her finger Into the Groove. DOH!!!!!! She's starting to resemble one of those 'female' Eastern European athletes, you know the ones, they've got more between their legs than any bloke in the Chinese men's athletic team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 7, 2020 Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 1 minute ago, Joker said: She's starting to resemble one of those 'female' Eastern European athletes, you know the ones, they've got more between their legs than any bloke in the Chinese men's athletic team. Looks like a prolapse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Looks like a prolapse That, or the Vindaloo from the night before has just made it's presence felt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 7, 2020 Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 On 06/02/2020 at 10:50, White Cunt said: Is she masturbating or just checking the depth and width? I reckon she's queefing out the last blokes 'Harry Monk' ready for a health conscience smoothie for brekkie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 7, 2020 Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Neil said: I reckon she's queefing out the last blokes 'Harry Monk' ready for a health conscience smoothie for brekkie Talk about raking it in ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted February 12, 2020 Report Share Posted February 12, 2020 On 06/02/2020 at 10:50, White Cunt said: Is she masturbating or just checking the depth and width? On 06/02/2020 at 11:24, Joker said: Both! She has to keep her hand there to prevent echo on stage. Apparently her cunt plays Flower Of Scotland involuntarily if you stomp her head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 She's an OLD CUNT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 AN OLD CUNT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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