camberwell gypsy Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’m playing golf tomorrow......yippee! I bet you can't wait to start handling balls and getting to grips with shafts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I bet you can't wait to start handling balls and getting to grips with shafts. And filling holes... Slag. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 20 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Crazy golf and driving ranges are still closed......keep up Everard! I’m enjoying this. Does your golf bag have a false bottom where you keep your supply of poppers, fisting butter and emergency gimp suit should you encounter a kinky one with more than spare change? Does your wife wash said gimp suit for you or is it a jet wash job? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Does your golf bag have a false bottom where you keep your supply of poppers, fisting butter and emergency gimp suit should you encounter a kinky one with more than spare change? Does your wife wash said gimp suit for you or is it a jet wash job? I’m surprised you think I have a wife....rather ruins your patter.. Cretin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’m surprised you think I have a wife....rather ruins your patter.. Cretin. When I say wife I of course mean civil partner. A hulking negro with little English other than grunting when he tears your ringer again 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 11 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Does your golf bag have a false bottom where you keep your supply of poppers, fisting butter and emergency gimp suit should you encounter a kinky one with more than spare change? Does your wife wash said gimp suit for you or is it a jet wash job? The discerning golfer would have no truck with "false bottoms" and would use only the real thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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