Earl of Punkape Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 In the good old days we had Valerie Tits Singleton, Peter Pervert and John “Get down Shep” Noakes.It was wholesome, genial and decent. A series of dodgy presenters and bizarre incidents have ensued none more gross than the John Leslie scandal and then the hounding of the older doyenne Biddy Baxter. In utterly predictable PC fashion the new presenter will be Mwaka Mudenda to be unveiled virtually from home due to the UK's lockdown restrictions. Mudenda, 25, who described landing her new role as "mind-blowing" "Despite lockdown, I've felt so welcomed by the incredible behind-the-scenes team that help run and deliver such a wonderful show and I already feel like a big part of the Blue Peter family," Mudenda said. Well if she bats for the Carpet Munching brigade as well that’s every silly box ticked Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 21 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: In the good old days we had Valerie Tits Singleton, Peter Pervert and John “Get down Shep” Noakes.It was wholesome, genial and decent. A series of dodgy presenters and bizarre incidents have ensued none more gross than the John Leslie scandal and then the hounding of the older doyenne Biddy Baxter. In utterly predictable PC fashion the new presenter will be Mwaka Mudenda to be unveiled virtually from home due to the UK's lockdown restrictions. Mudenda, 25, who described landing her new role as "mind-blowing" "Despite lockdown, I've felt so welcomed by the incredible behind-the-scenes team that help run and deliver such a wonderful show and I already feel like a big part of the Blue Peter family," Mudenda said. Well if she bats for the Carpet Munching brigade as well that’s every silly box ticked Fuck off. Have you got your glue, rubber bands, scissors, little bit of Axminster carpet and squeezy bottle ready? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 Black Peter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 30 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: In the good old days we had Valerie Tits Singleton, Peter Pervert and John “Get down Shep” Noakes.It was wholesome, genial and decent. A series of dodgy presenters and bizarre incidents have ensued none more gross than the John Leslie scandal and then the hounding of the older doyenne Biddy Baxter. In utterly predictable PC fashion the new presenter will be Mwaka Mudenda to be unveiled virtually from home due to the UK's lockdown restrictions. Mudenda, 25, who described landing her new role as "mind-blowing" "Despite lockdown, I've felt so welcomed by the incredible behind-the-scenes team that help run and deliver such a wonderful show and I already feel like a big part of the Blue Peter family," Mudenda said. Well if she bats for the Carpet Munching brigade as well that’s every silly box ticked Fuck off. Fucking hated Blue Peter. While us working class kids were out playing run outs, knock down ginger and nicking bikes from front gardens and generally having fun, the middle class kids were at home making rockets out of fairy liquid bottles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 The presenters were, apparently shagging each other senseless. Christopher Trace had to leave because of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 I think Val Singleton must have been one of my very first wanks.....sticky back pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 Fuck Blue Peter. Bunch of libtard, do gooder arseholes always collecting bottle tops for spazmos and used stamps to build a knocking shop in Lagos, the wankers. And which cunt thought it was a good idea to put poor old Joey Deacon on there? The next day every classroom in the country was full of cunts doing impressions of the poor bastard. Fucking useless BBC knobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 A big concern for the BBC is that Tyson Fury is hot favourite to win SPOTY and there will be few other contenders with the disintegration of organised sport due to Covid 19. Hopefully between now and Christmas Fury will have another colourful rant about the pinko brigade to send them into stratospheric apoplexy. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 9 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: A big concern for the BBC is that Tyson Fury is hot favourite to win SPOTY and there will be few other contenders with the disintegration of organised sport due to Covid 19. Hopefully between now and Christmas Fury will have another colourful rant about the pinko brigade to send them into stratospheric apoplexy. lol. As he is dying from Corvid-19. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: A big concern for the BBC is that Tyson Fury is hot favourite to win SPOTY and there will be few other contenders with the disintegration of organised sport due to Covid 19. Hopefully between now and Christmas Fury will have another colourful rant about the pinko brigade to send them into stratospheric apoplexy. lol. Edited May 13, 2020 by 'eavensabove WASHING MY HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 42 minutes ago, Neil said: I think Val Singleton must have been one of my very first wanks.....sticky back pants Suzi Quattro was my first wank. I think Sally James was the second. Must have been something to do with black leather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Suzi Quattro was my first wank. I think Sally James was the second. Must have been something to do with black leather. Be honest.......it was Alvin Stardust 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Suzi Quattro was my first wank. Was yer listening to Rock Hard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Neil said: Be honest.......it was Alvin Stardust His missus Liza Goddard would have got it. "what's that Skip'?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 36 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: He's gonna show Joshua up for what he is: a mediocre, glass jawed fighter, in a mediocre weight division. The only way he won't beat Joshua is if he goes in there and acts like a cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He's gonna show Joshua up for what he is: a mediocre, glass jawed fighter, in a mediocre weight division. The only way he won't beat Joshua is if he goes in there and acts like a cunt. I'm not at all bothered. Boxing is ridiculously stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Suzi Quattro was my first wank. I think Sally James was the second. Must have been something to do with black leather. Mine was Billie-Jean King and Martina Navratilova playing mixed doubles... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 59 minutes ago, Neil said: Be honest.......it was Alvin Stardust Yours was Showaddywaddy.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 48 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He's gonna show Joshua up for what he is: a mediocre, glass jawed fighter, in a mediocre weight division. The only way he won't beat Joshua is if he goes in there and acts like a cunt. He has no problem as long as he stays fit and is fed blown up cruiser and light heavys. His next serious opponents will come from Eastern Europe/Russia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: He has no problem as long as he stays fit and is fed blown up cruiser and light heavys. His next serious opponents will come from Eastern Europe/Russia. Mad Vlad Putin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: He has no problem as long as he stays fit and is fed blown up cruiser and light heavys. His next serious opponents will come from Eastern Europe/Russia. There is literally nobody in the heavyweight division who I think can beat him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: There is literally nobody in the heavyweight division who I think can beat him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Where's Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Where's Neil? I am now very,very,very confused,my cock twitched and then shrunk back under the shelf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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