Guest deebom Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Some say she is a lizard that eats childrens. Some say she is the head of the world. Some say she's a really nice lady. Some say she is the richest woman on the planet. Some say she works tirelessly on our behalf. Some say God bless her. Some say that put it about a bit in her younger days. Some say she eats her dinner from solid gold plates. Some say she cackled loudly upon hearing of her daughter in laws tragic car 'accident' Some say she cares nothing for the peasants of this fair isle. Some say she hated Thatcher. Some say she hated Blair too. Some say she profits from the arms trade. Some say she loves her corgis. Some say she hates camilla almost as much as she hated the other one. Some say she likes a flutter. Some say her father was retarded. Some say that she is the largest landowner on the planet. Some say that she and her hsuband are cousins. What do you say, is she a cunt or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Must be a hard life being head of a family of inbreds and idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 I fucking hate queens. AIDS stands for anally inserted death sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 or spelt backwards, stick dick in arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Are you referring to Deebom or her majesty? Nice one Bin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 I fucking hate queens. AIDS stands for anally inserted death sentence. ARSE INJECTED DEATH SENTENCE ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 I suspect there is a net benefit by her existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 She's a parasitic shithouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 She's a parasitic shithouse. I shall reflect on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Brian May's a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 I'm bored, listless... I've started cutting ... My name is Peregrine and I'm an alcoholic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thundercunt Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 Is she the Stig? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 Queen Punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 Gawd bless ya maaaaaaam (curtseys and tugs forelock) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 You'll all get the day off work when she eventually pops her clogs... you lucky cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 5 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: You'll all get the day off work when she eventually pops her clogs... you lucky cunts. The way she's going most people here will be either retired or dead by then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 5 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: You'll all get the day off work when she eventually pops her clogs... you lucky cunts. The undertakers just off of Trafalgar Square won't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The undertakers just off of Trafalgar Square won't. The overtime will come in handy though, especially if it's around Christmas time. Double bubble probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 34 minutes ago, Snatch said: The way she's going most people here will be either retired or dead by then. If the royals started getting their food in from Sainbury's or Tesco instead of their own privately owned farms they probably wouldn't enjoy the longevity they do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 10 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: If the royals started getting their food in from Sainbury's or Tesco instead of their own privately owned farms they probably wouldn't enjoy the longevity they do. I remember that the queen mum used to get rushed into hospital every other week after choking on fish bones, you'd think after the first couple of incidents they might have concluded that it was probably better to stop letting the cunt eat fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I remember that the queen mum used to get rushed into hospital every other week after choking on fish bones, you'd think after the first couple of incidents they might have concluded that it was probably better to stop letting the cunt eat fish. Maybe they were trying to knock the silly old bag off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 6 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Maybe they were trying to knock the silly old bag off. Instead, she was a bit slow on her pins and the offy shut before she got there so the old cunt died of lack of gin to the brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Batbomb Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I remember that the queen mum used to get rushed into hospital every other week after choking on fish bones, you'd think after the first couple of incidents they might have concluded that it was probably better to stop letting the cunt eat fish. Or tell little William and Harry to stop shoving the koi carp down her throat whilst she was gouching out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 Just now, nobgobbler said: Instead, she was a bit slow on her pins and the offy shut before she got there so the old cunt died of lack of gin to the brain. You're probably not too far from the truth. Whenever she was invited anywhere she'd ask 'will there be drinks?' She didn't like going to other people's houses in case they were posher than she was as if they were posher than she was it meant they they were inevitably educated at the best schools which meant that wouldn't have been able to converse with them at their level....... hence..... 'will there be drinks?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 4 minutes ago, Batbomb said: Or tell little William and Harry to stop shoving the koi carp down her throat whilst she was gouching out Punkape shoves live Koi carp down his underpants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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