Guest Ollyboro Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 I think the advert was for Always Ultra, but I might be wrong. Anyhow, the advert suggested that with 4(?) billion INDIVIDUAL women in the World, why would we think that they all need the same kind of fanny pad. Then the advert showed a depiction of 4 different fanny pads; suggesting that 4 different fanny pads would service all the INDIVIDUAL women in the World. Sorry , but according to the tone of their own fucking advert , surely it would take 4 billion INDIVIDUAL fanny pads to service all the (bleeding) INDIVIDUAL women of the world. Anyfuckinghow, any bloke'll tell you, there are only three cunt sizes: 1) Too tight 2) About Right 3) Like fucking a recently flooded black hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Ollyboro said: I think the advert was for Always Ultra, but I might be wrong. Anyhow, the advert suggested that with 4(?) billion INDIVIDUAL women in the World, why would we think that they all need the same kind of fanny pad. Then the advert showed a depiction of 4 different fanny pads; suggesting that 4 different fanny pads would service all the INDIVIDUAL women in the World. Sorry , but according to the tone of their own fucking advert , surely it would take 4 billion INDIVIDUAL fanny pads to service all the (bleeding) INDIVIDUAL women of the world. Anyfuckinghow, any bloke'll tell you, there are only three cunt sizes: 1) Too tight 2) About Right 3) Like fucking a recently flooded black hole. You've padded this comment out a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 He flowed well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 Get to the important bit. How much do they cost and are they more absorbent than a Donnay sock from Sports Direct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 I think you need to be more circumspect in your choice of viewing, commercial television is for plebs and cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 Bloody good nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 Now I can't shake the thought of 4 billion women all dropping clots at the same time. That's the post-lunch wank sorted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 Wasn't Poldark a period drama? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 4 hours ago, Neil said: Wasn't Poldark a period drama? Wasn't there a film called 'Reds'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 Watching these adverts with Mrs Wizz is somewhat humourous. She is never at a loss of criticism for the bints that sign up for them. "Oh ffs, shove a fucking cork up there and get on with it!" After a few more little comments, the programme will start again, and she shuts up, but I do so enjoy when she cuts loose verbally! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wasn't there a film called 'Reds'? There was a film made in 1958 called The Blob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: There was a film made in 1958 called The Blob. 'The Red Badge Of Courage' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 The thin red line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 An old film but very apt.... Where the red fern grows. There's also Red Dawn and Red Sonja. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 25 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: An old film but very apt.... Where the red fern grows. There's also Red Dawn and Red Sonja. Didn't Anthea Redfern shag Brucie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 17 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Didn't Anthea Redfern shag Brucie? Bloody hell yes she did. Lol good spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 29 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Bloody hell yes she did. Lol good spot. I'm doing a twirl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: Didn't Anthea Redfern shag Brucie? She married him too, the twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 4 hours ago, nobgobbler said: I'm doing a twirl. I prefer a twix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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