Witheredscrote

So the bull abusing cunts are now demanding it back yet again. Well here is an idea, why not give them the pile of monkey shit encrusted rock?. It costs the U.K a fortune to keep, and it's full of lazy, oily cunts. Once Spain has got hold of it they could build loads more holiday apartments, and encourage even more British villains ( like our Eddie ) to live there. Watneys Red Barrel indeed.

In the Kingdom of Bhutan they insert pieces of goat cheese into the cracks in the pavement. They are fucking mad.

Yes, but Proper, the power crazed cunt, just can't see that it is serious this time. What next from the smelly old crab, a nom entitled 'How to deep fry your used Tena pads and serve with salad'.

I feel physically sick after reading your sycophantic drivel. Why don't you just meet up with him, and shove your tongue down the back of his trousers.

About 7 years.

I have noted that Punkers has logged in this morning, and logged out without posting any of his usual drivel. Like it or not, when a complete fuckwit like him becomes apathetic towards this site then I fear all is lost. This leaves a void that will eagerly be filled by some deranged train spotting old cunt.

At last, a sensible post from you. You can do it when you try, and of course remembering to take your psychotropic drugs as well.

and by the same token, if you touch a Shield Bug it smells of coriander.

You could have at least included Bubba for me. R.I.P. Bubba C

Greggs are now seriously rebranding themselves, even dropping the name. May I suggest they call themselves 'Paedo Pies'

How I laugh at the thought of those in the cooler right now. Reduced to grassing each other for an extra crust of bread. Bubba is still not speaking to me Snatch, do you think it's because I beat him at conkers?

Yes, a proper cunt by any other name.

I thought Bubba was Welsh?

We have already done that.

I give not a fig for your USA & Australian problems. Anything purchased from either country has a taint to it, and should not be encouraged. Fuck off

I can quite believe that. If God saw you coming he would say ' Quick, it's that cunt, hide'

Serves all the Brexiteers right. The stupid cunts will have to make do with fucking Cheddar and piss poor English wine.

BOLS. Which spelt backwards, sums you up.

Bollocks, I am with Fergus 100% on this. He has the right to protect his investments. I have been on the receiving end of smelly tenants. Only last year I let Frank have one of my gites, and even now the smell of stale jiz and diarrhea pervade the place. A coloured plumber did eventually manage to get the wig out of the 'U'bend, using a lobster pick ( his name was Alfiodobo Noakaboogo and he drove a Citroen van ).

Punky drinks a lot of champagne. Is this what you are implying?

I have found this nom rather good, and can only put your comments down to sour grapes. Just because there are no lobsters in your local canal, only old empty pilchard tins

Ratty doesn't know how to handle lobsters, and Ape can only handle a tin opener

I found this nom more than acceptable in the current climate, and the writer has injected some thought provoking comments, and a little humour. You, on the other hand, are a boring, caravan towing, baked bean eating cunt.