Frank

Do you feel that way about a young man’s inside leg?..

Dachshund.

@Cunty BigBollox bear in mind I’m currently drinking halves. Doctor’s orders. https://ibb.co/vXBXybn

Neil, you thick fucking oaf. Oversized soft suburban dope’s like you melt when they see my little sausage. When they drop to their knees for a cuddle, I unzip my fly and thwack them over the head with my wiener. Lol, lol. Lol.

For someone who values integrity as much as I do, what on earth is going on in your tiny mind? Your opinion has always been my steadfast guide.

My nan’s in this doc. What a life.

Do me a favour, Raasters, you stupendously thick fucking lump... stop quoting my name twice in every sentence.

Fucking moron quoting yourself now. Totally shot to pieces.

Raasters is Mocha Joe.

Raasters I’ve just watched the very last episode of Curb. 22 years it’s been running. I’m certainly not overly fond of the jews, but I do love Larry David.

Ignorance is bliss. Have you built a bunker?

It’s over, Ed. Praise the Lord.

You leave me feeling completely empty. Everything about you stinks.

Monbeg Genius has been withdrawn. I swear too God, @Eddie, these cunts are gonna get it in the ear.

Not really. You're once again simply highlighting what a moron you are.

Only a fraction - less than two percent - of the funds raised by that scruffy, tuneless individual actually found its way to its intended destination: famine relief. As for the veracity of that figure, I confess it's a fabrication of my own making, albeit one that seems to capture the grim reality. Once wankers Bob and Midge had come to terms on their share, the remaining amount was recklessly squandered on weaponry and 'sundry' supplies, all courtesy of the UK, destined for the coffers of the Ethiopian government.

Less than two percent of the funds raised by that scruffy tuneless cunt reached its target... famine relief. I don't know how accurate that figure is.. I just made it up, but it sounds about right. Once Bob and Midge had agreed on their cut, the rest was squandered on guns and shit - supplied by the UK - for the Ethiopian government.

He's a murdering fucking spade. Shame on you.

OJ died. What do you think about that?

He's ignoring me, Ed. I think he's too weak for these pages.

You don't miss a trick! Is Snowy a real-life bin man?

Mike! Good morning. Will you be taking poor Mrs H anywhere nice for the summer?

I'm not sure if being called a twat twice in the space of three posts can be justified. You keep this place open, and for that alone we should be grateful. Good morning.