CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Judging by the title I thought that I had found a Halloween themed dish website. Imagine my disappointment when instead I stumbled upon a bunch of pretentious cunts who think of themselves as the next Stephen King. Even I can write more horrifying tales then these lightweights: Once upon a time there was a Cornish pasty, and it was haunted, the end. once upon a time there was a hideous creature who had a face that was made of plastic, wax, and stale cum. I believe the locals refer to her as Joan Rivers, the end. Once upon a time, Kerry Katonas virgina. No further explanation necessary, the end. See, piece of piss! Stick to Call Of Duty kids and leave the story writing to the pros! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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