CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Im not talking about super successful mainstream bands of course, im talking about hopeless, painfully average talentless twats who remain destined to play in shit pubs at the weekend and who will never become fucking famous. They know this too but they wont stop because their main reason for being in the band is to pull women--and incredibly it works a lot of the time. Even though they look like junkies, have the intellectual capacity of a doorframe and are the biggest shit eating, posturing, poser, show off "look at me" CUNTS in the known universe. But the girls fall for it everytime !cry "oh look how big his guitar is!" Urgh. Fucking CUNTS !bleh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 13, 2014 Report Share Posted December 13, 2014 Im not talking about super successful mainstream bands of course, im talking about hopeless, painfully average talentless twats who remain destined to play in shit pubs at the weekend and who will never become fucking famous. They know this too but they wont stop because their main reason for being in the band is to pull women--and incredibly it works a lot of the time. Even though they look like junkies, have the intellectual capacity of a doorframe and are the biggest shit eating, posturing, poser, show off "look at me" CUNTS in the known universe. But the girls fall for it everytime !cry "oh look how big his guitar is!" Urgh. Fucking CUNTS !bleh They are good for an occasional laugh. When the cunts are telling some fit bird they're going on tour, when in reality, they are going to play two pubs in a town half an hour away from their council flat. When they return, they have road stories of their tyres going flat, and the van was vandalized while being serviced, and how they had to call their mums to come pick them up and bring them home so the instruments and vehicle didn't get set on fire in the middle of a field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 14, 2014 Report Share Posted December 14, 2014 They are good for an occasional laugh. When the cunts are telling some fit bird they're going on tour, when in reality, they are going to play two pubs in a town half an hour away from their council flat. When they return, they have road stories of their tyres going flat, and the van was vandalized while being serviced, and how they had to call their mums to come pick them up and bring them home so the instruments and vehicle didn't get set on fire in the middle of a field. Yeah, let's not tour Royston Vaizey again, lads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 .Typical roadie response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 What about Brass Bands Spotto? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Too much cocaine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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