CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 What a Cunt. I was unfortunately reminded of this Bang-Bang Cuntbreath, whilst taking a shit... By all accounts he proclaims to be an: Author, Songwriter, Musician and an Artist! Really? He missed out CUNT, which sums him up in nutshell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 What a Cunt. I was unfortunately reminded of this Bang-Bang Cuntbreath, whilst taking a shit... By all accounts he proclaims to be an: Author, Songwriter, Musician and an Artist! Really? He missed out CUNT, which sums him up in nutshell. Absolutely. What was that other crud he came out with "he knocked it off"!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 23, 2014 Report Share Posted August 23, 2014 He was definitely not "cool in the kaftan". Tone deaf cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 24, 2014 Report Share Posted August 24, 2014 His hair was like AFROish - which to tell you the truth I am into it. Wouldn't it be great if those BIG afros returned? They are like foam or spongy - lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 24, 2014 Report Share Posted August 24, 2014 He was definitely not "cool in the kaftan". Tone deaf cunt. As they say, looks are deceptive, you look like butter wouldn't melt in your mouth & you are clearly a man of the cloth - but you have a foul mouthed GOB on you. Was you left on someone's doorstep in a Walkers crisp box as a baby? Something is defo wrong with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 24, 2014 Report Share Posted August 24, 2014 I was dredged up from the depths of the Marianas Trench Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 Mariana TrenchThis article is about the ocean trench. For the Canadian band, see Marianas Trench (band).Location of the Mariana TrenchThe Mariana Trench or Marianas Trench[1] is the deepest part of the world's oceans. It is located in the western Pacific Ocean, to the east of the Mariana Islands. The trench is about 2,550 kilometres (1,580 mi) long but has an average width of only 69 kilometres (43 mi). It reaches a maximum-known depth of 10.911 km (10,911 ± 40 m) or 6.831 mi (36,069 ± 131 ft) at the Challenger Deep, a small slot-shaped valley in its floor, at its southern end,[2] although some unrepeated measurements place the deepest portion at 11.03 kilometres (6.85 mi).[3]So you are Canadian then? Your false eye lashes make you look oriental... which is fine by me...I once went to Canada on a school bus trip - I didn't see you there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 The Mariana Trench or Marianas Trench[1] is the deepest part of the world's oceans Your otherwise humourous interjection is founded on a false premise, as evidenced by your own citation. Hoist with your own petard - not unlike Robin Williams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 Your otherwise humourous interjection is founded on a false premise, as evidenced by your own citation. Hoist with your own petard - not unlike Robin Williams. humorous? humorous much? Never been more serious in me while life. You are the one I fear most on this forum, this is why I did not post a request for help when my texts were vanishing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 My loathing of this pseud's oeuvre was surpassed only by my loathing for his hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 My loathing of this pseud's oeuvre was surpassed only by my loathing for his hair. You loathe his ovaries and his pubes? You fucking maniac! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 Do you remember that kid's sweet 'tobacco' that looked like ginger pubes? Hard to believe we used to eat that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 Do you remember that kid's sweet 'tobacco' that looked like ginger pubes? Hard to believe we used to eat that shit. Spanish Gold. It is only with hindsight that I regret not actually smoking it - it would have been better than some of the Lebanese shit I later wasted my money on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 That's the stuff! Today's equivalent would be blowing Miguel Angel Jimenez I suppose. We'll have to ask judy what that's actually like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 Mariana TrenchThis article is about the ocean trench. For the Canadian band, see Marianas Trench (band).Location of the Mariana TrenchThe Mariana Trench or Marianas Trench[1] is the deepest part of the world's oceans. It is located in the western Pacific Ocean, to the east of the Mariana Islands. The trench is about 2,550 kilometres (1,580 mi) long but has an average width of only 69 kilometres (43 mi). It reaches a maximum-known depth of 10.911 km (10,911 ± 40 m) or 6.831 mi (36,069 ± 131 ft) at the Challenger Deep, a small slot-shaped valley in its floor, at its southern end,[2] although some unrepeated measurements place the deepest portion at 11.03 kilometres (6.85 mi).[3]So you are Canadian then? Your false eye lashes make you look oriental... which is fine by me...I once went to Canada on a school bus trip - I didn't see you there. No I am very definitely not cuntnadian! I am from down South, UK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 No I am very definitely not cuntnadian! I am from down South, UK. Anywhere near South Ockenden? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 Anywhere near South Ockenden? Down on the coast under a rock on the beach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 Down on the coast under a rock on the beach BA Robertson lives there you think - he's from Scotland - Glasgow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 BA Robertson lives there you think - he's from Scotland - GlasgowUnknown.jpeg Lots of ladies at my embroidery evening class all those years ago, thought BA was 'swoon-o-matic'- we discussed him during the coffee break, I clearly remember dunking a dark choc digestive Flo gave me into me cuppa as she confessed, he was gorge & her type totally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 What a Cunt. I was unfortunately reminded of this Bang-Bang Cuntbreath, whilst taking a shit... By all accounts he proclaims to be an: Author, Songwriter, Musician and an Artist! Really? He missed out CUNT, which sums him up in nutshell. Music is often piped into the lavs, was BA too loud for you? Are you not a fan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 What a Cunt. I was unfortunately reminded of this Bang-Bang Cuntbreath, whilst taking a shit... By all accounts he proclaims to be an: Author, Songwriter, Musician and an Artist! Really? He missed out CUNT, which sums him up in nutshell. Best you take a couple of imodiums before you step out into the public arena - as I once heard Sheena Easton's "when he Shines" in the ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Cunt. CUNT< CUNT< BIG FAT BALD CUNT - no need for you to wear your hairnet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Cunt. TWAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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