CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 I was getting off at London St Pancras with my bag of chloroform, lubricant and bondage and then I got stopped by the police and escorted to the police station. Apparently I was arrested for apparently stalking Game of Thrones star Emilia Clarke. This is fucking bullshit as I know my boundaries. I did what any fan of Emilia Clarke did, which was sending her love letters, touring all the locations she attended, and sent her a package of Bad Dragon dildos. Fortunately the police let me go with a caution. Anyway I got my sights for Jenna-Louise Coleman now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 I thought I had given the police enough information to lock you away, you disgusting cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 Whatever happened to Noms like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 Deny everything. It works for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 Did the police settle for a box of bad dragon dildos as well then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Deny everything. It works for me. You've been in custody for questioning more than once, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 You've been in custody for questioning more than once, then? You can't pin anything on me. I ain't saying nothing without my brief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 You can't pin anything on me. I ain't saying nothing without my brief. Perhaps you'd prefer a boxer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 You can't pin anything on me. I ain't saying nothing without my brief. Them welsh heddlu are a right bunch of over enthusiastic bully boys. I got stopped twice in the space of no more than 1 minute for having a headlight out. The second one who stopped me made a right meal of it, I was a mere slip of girl and nearly in tears. What gives him the right to call me "one eyed monster", when I would have got arrested for calling him names. The pot-bellied beer swilling truncheon swinging cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Them welsh heddlu are a right bunch of over enthusiastic bully boys. I got stopped twice in the space of no more than 1 minute for having a headlight out. The second one who stopped me made a right meal of it, I was a mere slip of girl and nearly in tears. What gives him the right to call me "one eyed monster", when I would have got arrested for calling him names. The pot-bellied beer swilling truncheon swinging cunt. You should have cried as that would have brought out the cro magnon male protective instinct in said truncheon swinging cunt and he would have let you off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 You should have cried as that would have brought out the cro magnon male protective instinct in said truncheon swinging cunt and he would have let you off. Thanks for the advice. I wish it could get me off my recent parking fine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 Thanks for the advice. I wish it could get me off my recent parking fine! That won't, but this might: www.notomob.co.uk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 That won't, but this might: www.notomob.co.uk "Scamra car" that just about sums it up, the knob jockies. Nice to see somebody taking a stand. In fact, I've decided to appeal the notice, it's worth a try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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