Cuntybaws Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 They might look good in the glamour pages after several hours in make-up and a subsequent Photoshop marathon, but in real life they're not all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 To start you off, here's a special early mention to Charlie's Angels which featured not one, not two, but three examples of this strange breed: the pizza-complexioned Cameron Diaz; Lucy Liu, the only Eurasian you don't want to see firing ping-pong balls out of her snatch; and the one you can't tell apart from ET these days, the man-faced Drew Barrymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 To start you off, here's a special early mention to Charlie's Angels which featured not one, not two, but three examples of this strange breed: the pizza-complexioned Cameron Diaz; Lucy Liu, the only Eurasian you don't want to see firing ping-pong balls out of her snatch; and the one you can't tell apart from ET these days, the man-faced Drew Barrymore.The original angels had so much more class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 Poofs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 Who gives a fucking fuck what the slags on the telleh fucking look like? They are all scummy drug taking whores who get their jobs by sucking old mens cocks, nothing is too low or degrading for these loose cumsacks, as long as they become famous. They never stop being passed around all the rich old men in the media industry. They dont exist to the like of us you fucking losers, go look at some real wimminz, the world's full of em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 Thought you said you were a woman, you fucking bumder. Could be a bean flicker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 They dont exist to the like of us you fucking losers, go look at some real wimminz, the world's full of em. I'm not sure you've grasped this concept in its entirety. I'll give you one more pointer – Lisa Kudrow, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 I would fuck all three of them, water sports, fisting, cling film, sex toys, the works, and then i would get some tools out and then the fun would start. Pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Fuck me, this is the third time I've tried to post this pile of crap. Bobfoc on the left: cunt on the right: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Fuck me, this is the third time I've tried to post this pile of crap. Bobfoc on the left: cunt on the right: celebrities-before-after--large-msg-136752144984.jpg Who the fuck is she, anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 By Jove, I think he's got it! Although I've chosen to lead with SJP this is not just a tired rehash of all the horse-faced cunts nominations from the olden days. Not yet, anyway There is some overlap, of course, but LRH's are a genre in their own right. To further illustrate this, here is Nicole Kidman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 I would fuck all three of them, water sports, fisting, cling film, sex toys, the works, and then i would get some tools out and then the fun would start. Sounds like a typical weekend for you Fends ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 Fucking bolloxed the picture uploads fuck this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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camberwell gypsy Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 I would fuck all three of them, water sports, fisting, cling film, sex toys, the works, and then i would get some tools out and then the fun would start. Wow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 Meet Jodie Kidd... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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