Guest Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 I used to shop there twice a week, now it’s once a month, to stock up on me Tesco home brand Anti Bacterial Hand Wipes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 You really must try harder Prof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Another load of utter drivel. Fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 This could have been written better with more venom and detail to back up the reasons for posting. We all know that they are over priced profit mongers that have killed the high street. CUNTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 I used to shop there twice a week, now it’s once a month, to stock up on me Tesco home brand Anti Bacterial Hand Wipes. Indeed. Since they instituted the policy of forcing benefit mooching cunts,like you, to produce a valid ID BEFORE entering the store, profits have slipped. However, I believe this is a temporary setback, and the upcoming financial quarter reports will tell a different, and more encouraging story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 I used to shop there twice a week, now it’s once a month, to stock up on me Tesco home brand Anti Bacterial Hand Wipes. Somebody please let me know when the Poof lamb stops screaming, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 I purr like the QUEEN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 On 23 September 2014 at 8:42 PM, Ape said: Another load of utter drivel. Fucking idiot. And you do all your shopping at Tesco ! !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 15 hours ago, Punkape said: And you do all your shopping at Tesco ! !!! You pathetic fucking worm. Dredging back to 2014 to home in on one of your hilarious "Tesco scorchers". Are you not aware the word "Tesco" does not imbue surrounding words with hilarity merely by being there? Thick clot cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 6 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You pathetic fucking worm. Dredging back to 2014 to home in on one of your hilarious "Tesco scorchers". Are you not aware the word "Tesco" does not imbue surrounding words with hilarity merely by being there? Thick clot cunt. You've only expressed yourself like you have because you're gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: You've only expressed yourself like you have because you're gay. You've excluded the middle bit, the difficult bit, because you're thick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: You've excluded the middle bit, the difficult bit, because you're thick. Eurovision for you at the weekend .... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Eurovision for you at the weekend .... lol. ill be in Copenhagen - say it's in Copenhagen ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 37 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: ill be in Copenhagen - say it's in Copenhagen ! Watching in black and white from Grimsby with Trans-gender rentboy more likely. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 looks like the pinkape.exe program is starting to showing signs of self awareness.......better call the IT specialist Ape in to execute a fatal error and reboot back into lol mode. Maybe a termination of this worm program is on the cards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: looks like the pinkape.exe program is starting to showing signs of self awareness.......better call the IT specialist Ape in to execute a fatal error and reboot back into lol mode. Maybe a termination of this worm program is on the cards I'd like to serve the cunt my boot menu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Watching in black and white from Grimsby with Trans-gender rentboy more likely. lol. Trans gender rent person. Fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 2 hours ago, luke swarm said: looks like the pinkape.exe program is starting to showing signs of self awareness.......better call the IT specialist Ape in to execute a fatal error and reboot back into lol mode. Maybe a termination of this worm program is on the cards What Punkape.exe needs is a ram upgrade. To be more precise he needs his face ramming through a shop window - a Tesco shopfront should do the trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 16 minutes ago, Ape said: What Punkape.exe needs is a ram upgrade. To be more precise he needs his face ramming through a shop window - a Tesco shopfront should do the trick. Sorry to sound like the austistic savant Bawsey, but I think it's a year since punkers first appeared on the site. Perhaps whoever programmed him made a Y2K style error and didn't input a year value. Accordingly, the script thinks it's both the 11/05/16 and the 11/05/15, and is trying to execute on any current thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 9 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Sorry to sound like the austistic savant Bawsey, but I think it's a year since punkers first appeared on the site. 23rd November, 2014. There were several early betas before that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: Sorry to sound like the austistic savant Bawsey, but I think it's a year since punkers first appeared on the site. Perhaps whoever programmed him made a Y2K style error and didn't input a year value. Accordingly, the script thinks it's both the 11/05/16 and the 11/05/15, and is trying to execute on any current thread. Whoever came up with the Punkape executable was a spiteful fucking cunt, that's for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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