Decimus Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 Every time I hear this throwaway phrase uttered by some sycophantic cunt on the box I can feel my blood pressure raise. Usually used in conjunction with either Cheryl "caterwauling frog diddling" Cole, Stephen "anal fissure" Fry or James "mines a quadruple decker beef, egg and sausage sarnie" Corden. The basic rule of thumb is: National treasure= Over exposed, talentless bollock boil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 Yes, it's the notion we're all supposed to buy into this collective sycophancy, lest it renders us somehow 'less British'.Bit like that Bateman cartoon 'The Man Who Fist-Fucked The Queen' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 I don't know if it's exactly a treasure, but the way football fan scummmers set aside their tribal differences when supporting Ingerland is heart warming. Milwall filth and Norwich Turkey brains join together and kick the teeth out of some Spanish sub-beings. Fuckin excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 Blaenavon, world heritage centre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 Those films with Nicholas Cack in were not national treasures. We can all agree on that Shirley? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Those films with Nicholas Cack in were not national treasures. We can all agree on that Shirley? No argument here! Perhaps if Diane Kruger had gotten her tits out, the films would possess one redeeming quality. But, alas, not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 National treasures invariably turn out to be criminals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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