Guest cuntcrapper Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 You can't miss this cunting sewer-brained Chav TVadvert. It festooned The Word Wars feature on H2 this weekend. Is this domb brain shit, aimed at just being annoying, so you remember/talk about it? Alternatively does it really motivate the lower class shit incubators this country encourages to churn out unwanted brats like frogspawn, to 'go and play' Galalalala knob paddle Bingo. Fuck all of em to the incinerator for the maggots they really are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 I saw an Ice Cream van on a layby today? - what was I supposed to think? I live at the sea-side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Crumpets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 I think the counterpoint between voices that are interdependent harmonically and yet independent in rhythm and contour is brilliant. A musical tour de france like this only comes along once in a lifetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Crumpets? Yes, I will be eating them tomorrow morn - I hope they are up to speed as they are SAINSBURY's I bought two packs for a £1 instead of 70p each - I have me head screwed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 You can't miss this cunting sewer-brained Chav TV advert. I haven't seen it, but surely - fucking surely - it can't be worse than the Jackpotjoy adverts featuring that dried-up cackling cunt Barbra Windsor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 I haven't seen it, but surely - fucking surely - it can't be worse than the Jackpotjoy adverts featuring that dried-up cackling cunt Barbra Windsor? Baws, you utter, utter cunt. There was no need for that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Babs is a real british icon. I hope she carries on being a loveable tart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Babs is a real british icon. I hope she carries on being a loveable tart The day she walked onto that Eastenders set is the day I lost any respect I may of had for he, oh and not showing her baps in carry on camping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 If the old cunt has any more face lifts she's be wearing her fanny-fringe on her chin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Just more evidence that has-been cunts will gladly advertise any old wank if the money's right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Just more evidence that has-been cunts will gladly advertise any old wank if the money's right. the one that really gets my goat is the parkinson cunt with his sneering life insurance shite ad - done with about as much "sinserridy" as a fucking housebrick . note the relish with which he declares the tempting offer of some skanky pen " just for enquiring " ...... no , just look at the fuckers face and you just know his preferred closing line should be "i mean , what's not to like you bunch of fucking peasants" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 And Harvey Keitel is advertising Direct Line insurance. I thought someone had fucking drugged me when I first saw that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 I would advertise gas or drain pipes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 I would advertise gas or drain pipes I used to wear drainpipes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 12, 2014 Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 Credit where it's due though, colonel. Although the brown-nosing cunt can't stop going on about how wonderful Barnsley is from the comfort of his Berkshire mansion, he did get two O-levels which I think is still a Yorkshire schools record. The cunt'll have neighbours like Cilla Black and Cliff Richard now, which is a poetic justice of sorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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